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Teenage Mutant Ninja Pornography (Windows Media, 3MB, not safe for work)
posted by aaaaa (23 comments total)

 
Sigh. Will no one post something worthy of metafilter and the reason we all come to this site??!
posted by zia at 5:49 PM on February 16, 2004


I think its the rush maybe (?) to be the first new poster.
posted by vacapinta at 5:50 PM on February 16, 2004


Does anyone want to see this great Paris Hilton video I found?
posted by Armitage Shanks at 5:50 PM on February 16, 2004


Next time we go by the Harvard stop on the T I'll have extra reason to laugh.
posted by yerfatma at 5:52 PM on February 16, 2004


Two bestiality links in a row? (First one already deleted)
posted by kickingtheground at 5:52 PM on February 16, 2004


I'll repeat, Rome wasn't...



ah screw it.
posted by Stynxno at 5:53 PM on February 16, 2004


*cries*
posted by punishinglemur at 5:55 PM on February 16, 2004


Matt must be so proud.
posted by jjg at 6:00 PM on February 16, 2004


Wow, Teenage Mutant ninja turle porn but they removed my post about Zoophilia.
posted by Keyser Soze at 6:10 PM on February 16, 2004


I mean, cmon! At least my post could possibly be considered educational.
posted by Keyser Soze at 6:17 PM on February 16, 2004


Relax, Keyser. I'm sure when Matt gets back he'll think this post was as shitty as yours.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 6:19 PM on February 16, 2004


matt clearly hasn't seen this one yet, since his obsessive need to delete was likely sated for the time being when he killed off yours.
posted by quonsar at 6:22 PM on February 16, 2004


The saddest part is that the server hosting the file is from harvard.edu.
posted by Keyser Soze at 6:27 PM on February 16, 2004


Ugh, the west has a way to go to catch up with the Japanese in this area.
posted by bobo123 at 6:30 PM on February 16, 2004


AnimalsexFilter
posted by titboy at 6:34 PM on February 16, 2004


Krang's tentacles weren't even put to good use for fuck's sake.
posted by Space Coyote at 7:31 PM on February 16, 2004


As a writer of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle slash fiction, several aspects of this film offend me. The storyline was nonexistent and the dialogue pathetic. At the very least they could have had Michelangelo play a pizza delivery man. Other than that, to the creators credit, the sex scenes were all pretty hot!

*SPOILER AHEAD*
I did like the scene where the guy ejaculates mutagen on his belly and turns into a giant penis because that was the last thing he had contact with. Very clever.
posted by crank at 7:47 PM on February 16, 2004


Cowabunga! (where can I buy my wife some pants like April's?)
posted by ColdChef at 8:23 PM on February 16, 2004


Without this link, we would never have had crank's comment.

For that, and that alone, this link has done its duty for the free world.

I salute it.
posted by tittergrrl at 8:36 PM on February 16, 2004


I'm sorry, but the "riding down the stairs" position is a new addition to my arsenal.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 8:49 PM on February 16, 2004


Ninjas!
posted by btwillig at 9:20 PM on February 16, 2004


Tittergrrl: Agreed.

Other that that, I still find the first position highly implausible unless April has an incredibly deep belly button...

Besides, didn't the boys always share everything? Now, that would have been amusing...
posted by Samizdata at 12:13 AM on February 17, 2004


I sense the funky woolen stank of a sock-puppet.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:51 AM on February 17, 2004


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