Comments on: TMNP

TMNP

aaaaa — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:46:41 -0800

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pornography (Windows Media, 3MB, not safe for work)

By: zia

zia — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:49:04 -0800

Sigh. Will no one post something worthy of metafilter and the reason we all come to this site??!

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:50:01 -0800

I think its the rush maybe (?) to be the first new poster.

By: Armitage Shanks

Armitage Shanks — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:50:54 -0800

Does anyone want to see this great Paris Hilton video I found?

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:52:12 -0800

Next time we go by the Harvard stop on the T I'll have extra reason to laugh.

By: kickingtheground

kickingtheground — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:52:26 -0800

Two bestiality links in a row? (First one already deleted)

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:53:36 -0800

I'll repeat, Rome wasn't... ah screw it.

By: punishinglemur

punishinglemur — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:55:20 -0800

*cries*

By: jjg

jjg — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:00:01 -0800

Matt must be so proud.

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:10:56 -0800

Wow, Teenage Mutant ninja turle porn but they removed my post about Zoophilia.

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:17:53 -0800

I mean, cmon! At least my post could possibly be considered educational.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:19:48 -0800

Relax, Keyser. I'm sure when Matt gets back he'll think this post was as shitty as yours.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:22:11 -0800

matt clearly hasn't seen this one yet, since his obsessive need to delete was likely sated for the time being when he killed off yours.

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:27:19 -0800

The saddest part is that the server hosting the file is from harvard.edu.

By: bobo123

bobo123 — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:30:11 -0800

Ugh, the west has a way to go to catch up with the Japanese in this area.

By: titboy

titboy — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:34:01 -0800

AnimalsexFilter

By: Space Coyote

Space Coyote — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 19:31:17 -0800

Krang's tentacles weren't even put to good use for fuck's sake.

By: crank

crank — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 19:47:06 -0800

As a writer of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle slash fiction, several aspects of this film offend me. The storyline was nonexistent and the dialogue pathetic. At the very least they could have had Michelangelo play a pizza delivery man. Other than that, to the creators credit, the sex scenes were all pretty hot! *SPOILER AHEAD* I did like the scene where the guy ejaculates mutagen on his belly and turns into a giant penis because that was the last thing he had contact with. Very clever.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 20:23:29 -0800

Cowabunga! (where can I buy my wife some pants like April's?)

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 20:36:48 -0800

Without this link, we would never have had crank's comment. For that, and that alone, this link has done its duty for the free world. I salute it.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 20:49:14 -0800

I'm sorry, but the "riding down the stairs" position is a new addition to my arsenal.

By: btwillig

btwillig — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 21:20:12 -0800

Ninjas!

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 00:13:13 -0800

Tittergrrl: Agreed. Other that that, I still find the first position highly implausible unless April has an incredibly deep belly button... Besides, didn't the boys always share everything? Now, that would have been amusing...

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 01:51:28 -0800

I sense the funky woolen stank of a sock-puppet.