Comments on: If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

Irontom — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 05:16:19 -0800

including:
* Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
* Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
* Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'

By: angry modem

angry modem — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 05:26:32 -0800

# 'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase. bwa hahaha

By: sharksandwich

sharksandwich — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:03:00 -0800

Yaaaaaawn...

By: jmgorman

jmgorman — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:03:11 -0800

um, I know we all missed mefi, but we probably shouldn't start recycling fark posts

By: rorycberger

rorycberger — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:14:42 -0800

My favorites: Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody and I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

By: dg

dg — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:36:40 -0800

... we probably shouldn't start recycling fark posts I am sure this has been posted here before, also, but cannot find it. Maybe I am just getting old.

By: faceonmars

faceonmars — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:51:44 -0800

I am not allowed to recycle fark posts. Even if they're funny.

By: dwivian

dwivian — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 07:33:28 -0800

...... Why do I get some weird boxcover image of raising the flag at Iwo Jima by four scantily clad women? And, that pole looks a little...er... odd....

By: keithl

keithl — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 08:22:43 -0800

I hadn't see this before. Really funny. Thanks, Irontom.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 09:29:25 -0800

Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things. ...aww w/o firing a weapon from a military vehicle, it's about all fun there good for besides 4x4-ing.

By: konolia

konolia — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 10:40:15 -0800

It was here before, I think from the original site or something. I am not allowed to 'Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies'. So Skippy was stationed here, I see. I would not in the least be surprised to know that every single item on that list was tried.

By: rudyfink

rudyfink — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 14:51:01 -0800

* Two drink limit does not mean first and last Beautiful