Comments on: I think we've leaped into a bit of good news

I think we've leaped into a bit of good news

jackspace — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 12:29:42 -0800

"He was jumping around, blowing a whistle, and kept asking me if I had any chewy," says Alison, 19, who danced with the President and his team of advisors at an unnamed club until 4am.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 12:32:40 -0800

Fake news is funny.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 12:38:41 -0800

Sorry. That was really snarky of me. Of course, what I meant to say was: the Google logo is not quite in the right font.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 12:39:11 -0800

cute! Black Forest to be made of chocolate by 2030

By: Espoo2

Espoo2 — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 13:23:10 -0800

Funny, but the Onion still does it better. And they ripped off the Bush/XTC gag from that old Comedy Central show "That's my Bush!".

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 13:31:29 -0800

Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush who needs *fake* news? :-)

By: jbrjake

jbrjake — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 14:30:54 -0800

Less like a rocket, more like a balloon!

By: skallas

skallas — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 15:35:28 -0800

>Drugs non-existent. >Marijuana to be legalised worldwide So which one is it?

By: tsarfan

tsarfan — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 16:35:14 -0800

marijuana isnt a drug. its a plant. a magical one that makes you happy. drugs are what doctors sell you.

By: jfuller

jfuller — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 17:43:32 -0800

> So which one is it? Both, just as it should be. All perfectly legal, nobody wants any. Seems like you could have parsed that one.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 18:23:51 -0800

Bush takes XTC, goes to rave .... At last the dream venue for a shooting spree...

By: qDot

qDot — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 18:31:40 -0800

This was really funny when it was an episode of "That's My Bush", too. Which it was, a long, long time ago.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 18:58:35 -0800

You can make your own funny headlines too. Take one from A, one from B. A ----- The Pope Alan Greenspan Madeleine Albright William Rehnquist Hillary Clinton Marlon Brando B ----- Goes bungee jumping Slam dunks a basketball Goes line-dancing Surfs a gnarly wave Does a keg stand Eats a block of cheese like an apple There you go. Literally dozens of possibilities for future internet fake news humor.

By: Foosnark

Foosnark — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 09:10:13 -0800

Prescription drugs, inkjet toner cartridges, and hot XXX sex with Czech teens to be given away free in an attempt to stem the flow of spam. Whoohoo!

By: squirrel

squirrel — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 09:57:13 -0800

I liked it. I'm actually so famished for good news that I read it all, ravenously, like a starving man eating a rubber chicken.

By: DenOfSizer

DenOfSizer — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 10:39:58 -0800

XTC is confusing, it sounds like the old 80s band. I thought everyone'd picked up the britishism by now. eg: Oy! mates! wanna bosh a load of e?

By: kurumi

kurumi — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 10:45:56 -0800

"M25 to be turned into flower garden" dates back to at least late 2001. (there's a self-post on Google Groups with defunct link to filepile GIF). Not sure if it was McCandless' original gag.

By: Down10

Down10 — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:11:05 -0800

In the News: Love Fluffiness Beautiful sunsets Brotherhood of Man Kittens Crystals Flowers Lop-eared rabbits Fireworks Waterfalls