Comments on: The Mars Bunny

The Mars Bunny

brownpau — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:12:05 -0800

NASA and the Mars Bunny. I first heard about it from our own kokogiak. Then the conspiracy theorists: "They're destroying the evidence!" But now NASA has come out to tell us, "It's probably just airbag material."

By: jon_kill

jon_kill — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:17:18 -0800

Light wind, eh?

By: Salmonberry

Salmonberry — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:28:46 -0800

Awww. I don't care what NASA says, I'm going to think it's cute little fluffy alien bunny.

By: jazon

jazon — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:31:11 -0800

I, for one, welcome our ~~Mars Bunny~~ airbag material overlords.

By: tr33hggr

tr33hggr — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:32:57 -0800

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

By: me3dia

me3dia — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:36:06 -0800

How long till Playboy sues for trademark infringement? Alternately, how long till Playboy uses it as a promotion opportunity? (I suppose, really, those are one and the same.)

By: y6y6y6

y6y6y6 — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:42:02 -0800

It's an artifact from the long dead Martian race. But in our haste to look at cool rocks, we've taken a pass on this chance to learn the secrets of an alien civilization.

By: badstone

badstone — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:44:18 -0800

Good thing they covered it up. The last thing NASA wants is a massive funding increase to further investigate life on Mars.

By: mathis23

mathis23 — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:47:11 -0800

Your website has posted an article that PROVES A COVER- UP. The photographic evidence cannot be questioned. I have shown it to some doubters at work and they cannot say anything except question the validaty of the pictures. This guy has Harvard Law written all over him.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 14:08:19 -0800

Those rabbits, long ago, had a highly developed technological civilization, but they set off an environmental apocalypse which trashed Mars. Most of their race fled, in hastily constructed space ships, to Earth and settled here - eventually to evolve into very different forms. At a crucial bifurcation point in the dim, distant past, their line diverged. One branch turned into the dimly intelligent common rabbit, the other into human beings. The face on Mars is really a profile of a rabbit, and the Sphinx, on Earth, was a rabbit also. Napoleon's troops shot the ears off.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 14:09:55 -0800

If I knew where the "validaty" was in that picture, I'd question it too. Now, if only we can get this bunny to sing poorly on American Idol... then! Then we'd have a real phenomenon we could package some commercials and a movie deal around. We have to think big here, people.

By: konolia

konolia — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 14:16:42 -0800

Now we know where Bunnyfire went.

By: majcher

majcher — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 14:45:52 -0800

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

By: matteo

matteo — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 17:55:14 -0800

LESTER (V.O.) I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... ps hated the movie, thank you very much

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 18:25:55 -0800

We should call Duck Dodgers about this. Bugs is scamming in on his turf.

By: ciderwoman

ciderwoman — Sat, 06 Mar 2004 08:11:06 -0800

Oh my God, don't you people see the true horror of what's happened here? Beagle 2 goes missing. What do Beagles like to hunt? Rabbit. Those damned (probably communist) Martian Rabbits have taken their black hearted revenge in the name of their earth bunny cousins. I showed this theory to some of my co-workers and they agreed with me and they can't even spell validity.

By: SPrintF

SPrintF — Sat, 06 Mar 2004 09:40:25 -0800

"It's probably just airbag material." And therefore qualified to run for public office.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Sat, 06 Mar 2004 22:18:00 -0800

Troutfishing, that was a wicked little joke. Thanks for the laugh.