Earth Erotica

March 11, 2004 7:02 AM

Earth Erotica."Explore the Sensual Contours of the Earth's Body"
posted by fjom (8 comments total)

I am so turned on.
posted by moonbiter at 7:08 AM on March 11, 2004

There's a "looking at the crack of dawn" joke in there, but I'm not going to make it.
posted by clevershark at 7:08 AM on March 11, 2004

Explore the sensual contours of buying my art of places that remind me of naked bodies if you squint a little bit.
Come on now, $195 for an 8x10 print isn't all that bad for quasi-sexy art.
Look at this rock, it looks like a penis and that crack looks like a butt crack or a woman holding her legs together. And this one likes a penis peeking out from some legs.

Be right back.
posted by fenriq at 7:16 AM on March 11, 2004

see also.
posted by kaibutsu at 7:17 AM on March 11, 2004

Umm, er, that final sentence should be: And this one looks like a penis peeking out from some legs. Stupid morning eyes.
posted by fenriq at 7:18 AM on March 11, 2004

It's okay to love your planet, but is it okay to... love your planet?

Also, finding willies and hoo-has (and scrota and anuseses) in rock formations and salt deposits (or putting them there, which might be the same thing) might be creative and all, but really, I think someone's been spending a little too much time out in the wilderness, if you know what I mean.
posted by chicobangs at 7:22 AM on March 11, 2004

I, for one welcome our new salt deposit willy overlords... oh, nevermind. Nice post.
posted by moonbird at 7:32 AM on March 11, 2004

All that found by one artist? Wow.
posted by Feisty at 11:41 PM on March 11, 2004