September 8, 2000

4:30 AM

As long as you're at Sears to get your child's school uniforms, you can also attend to...uh...other problems.
posted by plinth (7 comments total)

Don't snigger. Some of us are grateful for these devices.
I for one am not afraid to admit that if it weren't for the Swedish penis extender I would still be unable to face the men's locker room.
posted by scum at 5:15 AM on September 8, 2000

That's not my bag, baby!
posted by harmful at 6:45 AM on September 8, 2000

It's not *for* your *bag*, Brennan.
posted by baylink at 6:55 AM on September 8, 2000

Ouch...
posted by daveadams at 8:08 AM on September 8, 2000

Now all it needs is the Craftsman brand name on it...
posted by wendell at 9:37 AM on September 8, 2000

What I want to know is how Plinth stumbled onto that page in the first place?
posted by rlef98 at 4:22 PM on September 8, 2000

$330 for a Dustbuster and a tube?!?
posted by aaron at 2:53 PM on September 9, 2000