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The Difference Between Male and Female Orgasms
March 12, 2004 3:03 PM   Subscribe

How Male and Female Orgasms Differ
(maybe not SFW). Just a little Friday fun.
posted by fenriq (8 comments total)

 
I feel like such a fool.

All these years, the secret to pleasuring women was Javascript.
posted by fishbulb at 3:16 PM on March 12, 2004


All these years, the secret to pleasuring women was Javascript.

Nah, just finding ones who enjoy dirty prompt messages.
posted by Dark Messiah at 3:22 PM on March 12, 2004


I needed that today, thanks fenriq.
posted by greengrl at 4:23 PM on March 12, 2004


This javascript, it vibrates?
I am so deeply sorry...
posted by Pink Fuzzy Bunny at 6:03 PM on March 12, 2004


Metafilter: The orgasm arrives exactly 45 minutes after the hand job.

(did anyone find subtle irony in clicking "OK" after each javascript box popped up, as if it was the male's unenthusiastic response to each orgasmic yelp?)
posted by PrinceValium at 8:43 PM on March 12, 2004


Wow. We're gonna get blisters.
posted by ColdChef at 8:48 PM on March 12, 2004


My first response: I'm sorry, I fell asleep during the second half of the FPP.

My second response: [This is good.]
posted by subgenius at 9:31 PM on March 12, 2004


This is so true, it hurts.

I kept waiting for my browser to stop orgasming. I guess I.E. 5.2 is female? Must be a Gates fetish thing.
posted by troutfishing at 10:56 PM on March 12, 2004


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