careful man, there's a beverage here!

March 16, 2004 7:35 PM

The Dude abides
posted by poopy (39 comments total)

Shut the fuck up, Donny.
posted by trondant at 7:37 PM on March 16, 2004

Why not just look them up on IMDB?
posted by God at 7:47 PM on March 16, 2004

You could also just download the whole script, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
posted by Zonker at 8:03 PM on March 16, 2004

Just take the 2 dollars!!!
Positively my favorite comedy of all time.
posted by wuakeen at 8:08 PM on March 16, 2004

Eight year olds, dude. I'm just saying.
posted by chicobangs at 8:16 PM on March 16, 2004

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
posted by ColdChef at 8:22 PM on March 16, 2004

I have humiliated many a pretender to the throne in my Big Lebowski Quote-Off Competitions. I cannot be bested.
posted by Hildago at 8:25 PM on March 16, 2004

Lebowski 6:19.
posted by Zonker at 8:25 PM on March 16, 2004

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
posted by SPrintF at 8:37 PM on March 16, 2004

and be sure to check out the lebowski haiku at lebowski.tribe.net. [selflink]

Sample:

fucking quintana
yeah, but he's a pervert, dude
that creep can roll, man
posted by condour75 at 8:56 PM on March 16, 2004

The Dude Soundboard
posted by Pockets at 8:59 PM on March 16, 2004

"I am the walrus?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY! V.I. LENIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!"
"What the fuck is he talking about?"
posted by The Michael The at 9:02 PM on March 16, 2004

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
posted by RylandDotNet at 9:50 PM on March 16, 2004

Just one thing, Dude...d'ya have to use s'many cuss words?
posted by dragstroke at 9:53 PM on March 16, 2004

Ever watch The Big Lebowski on USA (or was it TNT?). It makes you realize how important his cussing is to the flick, or at least Dude's character.

thanks for the link(s).
posted by tomplus2 at 10:14 PM on March 16, 2004

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:20 PM on March 16, 2004

or, alternatively:

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

[/TBS]
posted by chicobangs at 10:27 PM on March 16, 2004

I love this movie.
posted by Slagman at 10:34 PM on March 16, 2004

Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist!
posted by Slagman at 10:36 PM on March 16, 2004

It's down there somewhere, lemme take another look.
posted by biscotti at 11:08 PM on March 16, 2004

Nice marmot.
posted by Hildago at 11:32 PM on March 16, 2004

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.
posted by toothless joe at 11:39 PM on March 16, 2004

You don't understand, man. The guy treats OBJECTS like WOMEN!
posted by arto at 11:45 PM on March 16, 2004

Dude. Does this mean that I have to, like, update it or something? Since y'all are going to my site?

Heh. Thanks.
posted by Katemonkey at 12:33 AM on March 17, 2004

Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you.

Is that Eastern?

Far from it.
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:54 AM on March 17, 2004

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
posted by joedan at 1:21 AM on March 17, 2004

You want a toe? I'll get you a toe.
posted by hal incandenza at 2:19 AM on March 17, 2004

Thanks poopy. "It's good knowing he's out there. The Dude. Taking it easy for all us sinners."
posted by Tarrama at 2:42 AM on March 17, 2004

[This is overrated.]
posted by bwerdmuller at 2:42 AM on March 17, 2004

bwerdmuller: Well that's just like, your opinion, man.
posted by Zonker at 4:33 AM on March 17, 2004

Thank you, bwerdmuller. For several years now I have rolled my eyes at Lebowski references, safe in the knowledge that those whose opinions and senses of humor I generally appreciate cannot see me doing so.

I mean, it's just a movie. It's not, like, the Holy Grail or anything.

Ni!
posted by yhbc at 5:06 AM on March 17, 2004

I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
posted by vito90 at 6:17 AM on March 17, 2004

Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 6:37 AM on March 17, 2004

I love the Dude as much as anyone, but it's plain to me that the real comedy gold here is the JC Chasez quote generator : "I'd say a fish, very open and wet. That's a good choice as there are kissing fish."
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:39 AM on March 17, 2004

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
posted by majcher at 8:39 AM on March 17, 2004

Calmer than you are, Dude.
posted by gompa at 9:05 AM on March 17, 2004

Wow, websense won't let me look at that link here at work. Bummer. It's okay, tho, I think I have most of the movie memorized. One of my many fave quotes:

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.

(from imdb)
posted by Lynsey at 10:04 AM on March 17, 2004

Ufez, I agreez on Chasez. That, sir, is a whole different brand of vapid.

"I just got Phil Collins' autograph! Whoo! I'm a little girl!"

I can watch Lebowski any time. JC, though. Damn.
posted by chicobangs at 10:29 AM on March 17, 2004

Yeah, Lynsey, dymphna.net has been blocked by a lot of netnanny software due to *cough* inappropriate content on other parts of the site.

For those of you able to visit, however, might I suggest that the random quote generator looks better on another part of the site? Same database, different directory.

and, yeah, that's a self-link, 'cause you are all talking about my site. and how much does that freak me out?
posted by Katemonkey at 11:27 AM on March 17, 2004