Comments on: careful man, there's a beverage here!

careful man, there's a beverage here!

poopy — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 19:35:54 -0800

By: trondant

trondant — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 19:37:13 -0800

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

By: God

God — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 19:47:16 -0800

Why not just look them up on IMDB?

By: Zonker

Zonker — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:03:22 -0800

You could also just download the whole script, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

By: wuakeen

wuakeen — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:08:17 -0800

Just take the 2 dollars!!! Positively my favorite comedy of all time.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:16:55 -0800

Eight year olds, dude. I'm just saying.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:22:07 -0800

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:25:42 -0800

I have humiliated many a pretender to the throne in my Big Lebowski Quote-Off Competitions. I cannot be bested.

By: Zonker

Zonker — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:25:56 -0800

Lebowski 6:19.

By: SPrintF

SPrintF — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:37:06 -0800

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

By: condour75

condour75 — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:56:30 -0800

and be sure to check out the lebowski haiku at lebowski.tribe.net. [selflink] Sample: fucking quintana yeah, but he's a pervert, dude that creep can roll, man

By: Pockets

Pockets — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 20:59:57 -0800

The Dude Soundboard

By: The Michael The

The Michael The — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 21:02:40 -0800

"I am the walrus?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY! V.I. LENIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!" "What the fuck is he talking about?"

By: RylandDotNet

RylandDotNet — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 21:50:36 -0800

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

By: dragstroke

dragstroke — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 21:53:37 -0800

Just one thing, Dude...d'ya have to use s'many cuss words?

By: tomplus2

tomplus2 — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:14:12 -0800

Ever watch The Big Lebowski on USA (or was it TNT?). It makes you realize how important his cussing is to the flick, or at least Dude's character. thanks for the link(s).

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:20:02 -0800

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:27:03 -0800

or, alternatively: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! [/TBS]

By: Slagman

Slagman — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:34:45 -0800

I love this movie.

By: Slagman

Slagman — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:36:58 -0800

Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist!

By: biscotti

biscotti — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:08:51 -0800

It's down there somewhere, lemme take another look.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:32:19 -0800

Nice marmot.

By: toothless joe

toothless joe — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:39:38 -0800

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

By: arto

arto — Tue, 16 Mar 2004 23:45:19 -0800

You don't understand, man. The guy treats OBJECTS like WOMEN!

By: Katemonkey

Katemonkey — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 00:33:15 -0800

Dude. Does this mean that I have to, like, update it or something? Since y'all are going to my site? Heh. Thanks.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 00:54:51 -0800

Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you. Is that Eastern? Far from it.

By: joedan

joedan — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 01:21:46 -0800

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

By: hal incandenza

hal incandenza — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 02:19:22 -0800

You want a toe? I'll get you a toe.

By: Tarrama

Tarrama — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 02:42:48 -0800

Thanks poopy. "It's good knowing he's out there. The Dude. Taking it easy for all us sinners."

By: bwerdmuller

bwerdmuller — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 02:42:55 -0800

[This is overrated.]

By: Zonker

Zonker — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 04:33:18 -0800

bwerdmuller: Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 05:06:06 -0800

Thank you, bwerdmuller. For several years now I have rolled my eyes at Lebowski references, safe in the knowledge that those whose opinions and senses of humor I generally appreciate cannot see me doing so. I mean, it's just a movie. It's not, like, the Holy Grail or anything. Ni!

By: vito90

vito90 — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 06:17:29 -0800

I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

By: yeahyeahyeahwhoo

yeahyeahyeahwhoo — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 06:37:20 -0800

Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 07:39:04 -0800

I love the Dude as much as anyone, but it's plain to me that the real comedy gold here is the JC Chasez quote generator : "I'd say a fish, very open and wet. That's a good choice as there are kissing fish."

By: majcher

majcher — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 08:39:18 -0800

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

By: gompa

gompa — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 09:05:43 -0800

Calmer than you are, Dude.

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 10:04:56 -0800

Wow, websense won't let me look at that link here at work. Bummer. It's okay, tho, I think I have most of the movie memorized. One of my many fave quotes: Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude: 'Scuse me? Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? The Dude: I was talking about my rug. (from imdb)

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 10:29:52 -0800

Ufez, I agreez on Chasez. That, sir, is a whole different brand of vapid. "I just got Phil Collins' autograph! Whoo! I'm a little girl!" I can watch Lebowski any time. JC, though. Damn.

By: Katemonkey

Katemonkey — Wed, 17 Mar 2004 11:27:33 -0800

Yeah, Lynsey, dymphna.net has been blocked by a lot of netnanny software due to *cough* inappropriate content on other parts of the site. For those of you able to visit, however, might I suggest that the random quote generator looks better on another part of the site? Same database, different directory. and, yeah, that's a self-link, 'cause you are all talking about my site. and how much does that freak me out?