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March 22, 2004 9:05 PM   Subscribe

Known by the ladies as The Kingpin. Thorne Peters is a Prophet, Author, Publisher, Composer, Troubadour, Producer, Provocateur, Pontificator, Raconteur, Hedonist. He is the Poet Laureate of Planet Earth. He truly lives a life to be envied (galleries showing his hedonism are NSFW).
posted by sciatica (16 comments total)
 
Well it says metafilter.com, but it sure looks like blort in here tonight.
posted by anathema at 9:09 PM on March 22, 2004


stop insulting quonsar's blog.
posted by sciatica at 9:15 PM on March 22, 2004


Oh. Oh dear.
posted by jpoulos at 9:23 PM on March 22, 2004


Yeah, let's make fun of some poor slob who decided to take a whack at making something. That's a constructive use of bandwidth.

[sorry jon, I couldn't resist]
posted by anathema at 9:26 PM on March 22, 2004


OMG! MILF attack! LOL!! (what a greaseball!)

WTF is blort? And where can I get enough to coat my entire body?
posted by loquacious at 10:09 PM on March 22, 2004


What is blort? www.blort.com looks like it is counting down to something, that is strange...
posted by banished at 10:40 PM on March 22, 2004


Days left in the army for some poor chap I guess it is.
posted by banished at 10:40 PM on March 22, 2004


Holly crap. What a wanker.
posted by delmoi at 10:44 PM on March 22, 2004


banished. That Was A Joke, Son.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
posted by loquacious at 11:04 PM on March 22, 2004


I thought that was fantastic. Best quote for me was

"I'll tell you the best thing about life in the clubs," Thorne reflects, "A representative from every walk of life goes to the strip club so you can always get the hook up for anything at cost or as a gift or as a service . . . the naked foxes are a nice touch too."

The naked foxes are always a nice touch.
posted by ciderwoman at 4:06 AM on March 23, 2004


Prophet, Author, Publisher, Composer, Troubadour, Producer, Provocateur, Pontificator, Raconteur, Hedonist.

He forgot web designer.
posted by btwillig at 7:07 AM on March 23, 2004


THE MOST SOCIAL RELEVANT STORY ABOUT ELVIS EVER TOLD!

Around Elvis by Thorne Peters
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 7:26 AM on March 23, 2004


I don't know about the mighty blort, but certainly it's "fine-line-between-genius-and-insane" week here.

Sometimes I think I'm not nearly vain enough.
posted by chicobangs at 8:02 AM on March 23, 2004


I'm sorry, but I expected a whole lot more from those NSFW galleries. :(
posted by eas98 at 8:09 AM on March 23, 2004


He reminds me of this guy
posted by TedW at 8:11 AM on March 23, 2004


I thought Doug Henning was dead.
posted by jonmc at 12:49 PM on March 23, 2004


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