Himmler had something sim'lar...
March 23, 2004 7:26 AM   Subscribe

The Atlas of Congenital Anomalies of the External Genitalia. Though the site is selling the atlas, you don't have to buy it to peruse the examples of each anomaly in living, leg-crossing, full-color glory. You know you're not going to make it through the day unless you find out what a hypospadias cripple is. (NSFW; physicians' offices exempt.)
posted by headspace (26 comments total)

 
/me faints
posted by tiamat at 7:31 AM on March 23, 2004


/me hurls
posted by dash_slot- at 7:39 AM on March 23, 2004


"Well the bad news is you have a micropenis; on the plus side, we have a medical/comedy website which can offer you limited specialist modelling work ."
posted by biffa at 7:44 AM on March 23, 2004


After consideration, I'm glad that being at work is keeping me from clicking on this link.
posted by Prospero at 7:44 AM on March 23, 2004


There are few things in life I would rather be ignorant of...
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And this is one of them!
posted by eas98 at 7:49 AM on March 23, 2004


headspace thinks this is rotten.com or something.
posted by quonsar at 7:51 AM on March 23, 2004


"Did you hear about Stacy Brown? He had every chick in town! He had looks, he had class, he'd do anything to get the little lass. And everyone would shout at him as he'd walk the girlies past: 'Everybody got one! Everybody got one! Everybody got one! Everybody got one! Everybody got one! Stacy Brown got TWO!'" (Shel Silverstein, Stacy Brown Got Two; Freakin' at the Freakers Ball)
posted by NedKoppel at 7:59 AM on March 23, 2004


I'm sure it's a hoax, or some kind of cock and ball story.
posted by Pericles at 8:23 AM on March 23, 2004


I'm not sure if i should stop to think about how headspace found this in the first place.
posted by efalk at 8:31 AM on March 23, 2004


I have never been more thankful for being healthy and having my entire anatomy intact in my entire life after seeing that. No matter what happens to me in my life now, I'll know that it could have been a LOT worse.
posted by banished at 8:36 AM on March 23, 2004


quonsar's link also probably NSFW.
People probably guessed that, though.
posted by trharlan at 8:41 AM on March 23, 2004


quonsar's link is to the same site.
people familiar with the concept "status bar" probably knew that, though.
posted by quonsar at 8:48 AM on March 23, 2004


If you liked that. . .
posted by the fire you left me at 8:55 AM on March 23, 2004


My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
posted by ruddhist at 8:56 AM on March 23, 2004


/me realizes he's been to this site before.

No, wait, come back. I was curious to find more information about hypospadias after reading Jeffrey Eugenides' Middlesex.
posted by emelenjr at 8:59 AM on March 23, 2004


I'm 3/4 of the way through Middlesex right now, Emelenjr. Now I know more about Calliope's "crocus" than I needed to.
posted by luriete at 9:03 AM on March 23, 2004


Nah, quonsar- if I'd thought this were rotten.com, I would have posted a direct link to one of the rather more gory jpgs alone, rather than the page on the site that names each condition and what causes or characterizes it. Consider it a companion thread to the one I made about medical antiques. Or don't. You're cute when you're irascible.
posted by headspace at 9:10 AM on March 23, 2004


So it turns out Matt changes the RSS feed so the top link is the real link rather than the discussion on MetaFilter. So when I thought to myself, "I don't wanna see that, but I'd like to hear what people think of it" and clicked, lunch became less interesting. And yet more so.
posted by yerfatma at 9:30 AM on March 23, 2004


This is like a fleshy Rohrshach... is that a duck?
posted by moonbird at 9:35 AM on March 23, 2004


Enjoy (?) while it last , someday somebody may consider that a terrorist almanac of genitalia and ban it.
posted by elpapacito at 9:55 AM on March 23, 2004


You're cute when you're irascible.

*frantically scans perovic's atlas for "irascible"*
posted by quonsar at 10:32 AM on March 23, 2004


My next band will be called "Fleshy Rorshach."
posted by gottabefunky at 10:42 AM on March 23, 2004


There's a connection here (SFW), but I can't quite figure out what it is.
I really just wanted to share that story, but couldn't justify a FPP.
posted by alms at 11:28 AM on March 23, 2004


That was both nasty and a relief to see just how badly fudged up one's happy parts can be.

And I've begun a campaign to rename this condition, Republican's Disease. It would help explain alot, wouldn't it?

/snark
posted by fenriq at 12:09 PM on March 23, 2004


alms - that was wierd. "My Molestor, the Car"
posted by crunchburger at 12:15 PM on March 23, 2004


Both penises are independent and mobile.

Call me crazy, but I think this is a great post....
posted by anastasiav at 8:18 PM on March 23, 2004


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