If you close your eyes, it's delicious

April 8, 2004 4:05 PM

Who wants the slice with the bloody lung? How to make a delicious cake that looks like the exposed human thoratic cavity, complete with a ribcage of white chocolate and organs that each secrete a different fruit-flavored sauce. (MNBSFW due to how unbelievably real the thing looks.)
posted by XQUZYPHYR (18 comments total)

As a gourmand, I'm outraged.

But as a zombie movie fan, I'm delighted.
posted by BartFargo at 4:11 PM on April 8, 2004

AWESOME.

I am so totally making this for my birthday this year. Fuck those stoopit "jack o'lantern" cakes I've dealt with for the last *mumble* years.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:14 PM on April 8, 2004

That may be the most impressive pastry I've ever seen. Don't know if I would want to eat it, though; too much time and effort spent just to eat it.

Makes the Easter bunny and lamb pound cakes that my grandmother used to make look like nothin'.
posted by hoboynow at 4:22 PM on April 8, 2004

The zombie cake is pretty wicked, too.
posted by jennyb at 4:46 PM on April 8, 2004

Wow.

I am in awe.
posted by TungstenChef at 5:33 PM on April 8, 2004

like the tom petty alice in wonderland music video, but much much much grosser and geekier. i'm impressed and disgusted.
posted by ifjuly at 5:53 PM on April 8, 2004

That is bloody nice.
posted by jjray at 6:01 PM on April 8, 2004

Eeeewwww. Zombie Eyeballs. With a chewy cherry centre!
posted by five fresh fish at 6:25 PM on April 8, 2004

You scream
I scream
We all scream
For eye's cream
posted by groundhog at 6:28 PM on April 8, 2004

you know he just -tells- people it's filled with yummy tasting stuff.

it's actually made of people. PEOPLE!!!
posted by Peter H at 6:33 PM on April 8, 2004

I am awestruck, positively awestruck. This must make Martha feel pitifully small.
posted by gesamtkunstwerk at 7:11 PM on April 8, 2004

I'd like to know how makes a heart-cake that actually beats, myself.
posted by kenko at 7:12 PM on April 8, 2004

Wonder if it would keep a reformed Lecter from relapsing..
posted by Gyan at 7:18 PM on April 8, 2004

i saw this on monkeyfilter yesterday and wasn't able to finish my lunch or eat dinner. they should sell this site as a diet or fasting incentive :-p
posted by t r a c y at 7:57 PM on April 8, 2004

Wow. I'm so doing this for halloween this year! Brilliant! I used to have a coffin, (ok...we made a coffin), and in it we had a manikin...and we filled the manikin with various goodies in anatomically correct spots...but this, this is even cooler than vodka brain jello mold...oh, I have to go practice....now where did I put that Grey's?


I'd like to know how makes a heart-cake that actually beats, myself.

Me too!
posted by dejah420 at 8:28 PM on April 8, 2004

finally, a cake worthy of my wedding.
posted by totee at 6:43 AM on April 9, 2004

God I would have loved to see party photos of everyone eating that!
I have this image of a bunch of middle aged folks with little paper plates and plastic forks sitting/standing around the table wiping raspberry jam from their dripping lips.

"Have you tried the kidneys?! Sheer bliss!"

Oh yeah!
posted by elendil71 at 9:03 AM on April 9, 2004

Great, excellent, wonderful link.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 11:30 AM on April 9, 2004