Comments on: Khaaan!!

Khaaan!!

reklaw — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:31:42 -0800

Khaaan!! I have no idea why I find this amusing.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:38:46 -0800

Khaaan!

By: dragstroke

dragstroke — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:42:06 -0800

Khaaan!!

By: Mwongozi

Mwongozi — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:43:21 -0800

Khaaan!!!

By: barkingmoose

barkingmoose — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:45:54 -0800

Caaaan!!

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:48:35 -0800

Khaaant!

By: loquax

loquax — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:53:43 -0800

Kaaahn!!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:55:47 -0800

"I have no idea why I find this amusing." Because you're a loser. A geeky loser. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:56:56 -0800

khaaaan...!!

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:00:09 -0800

Cohhhhn!!! I didn't start this... On preview: The first step is admitting you have a problem. From a MeFite who has gone longer wihtout admitting a mistake than Dubya... :) Then again, I have no idea why I find mr_crash_davis amusing... but I do!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:01:50 -0800

CHAKA KHAAAAAAAN! /lemmerockyalemmerockyachakakhan

By: fatbobsmith

fatbobsmith — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:02:00 -0800

Kooong!!

By: brownpau

brownpau — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:02:19 -0800

That was great. As a classic Shatnerophile Trekkie, I declare that this has now displaced YTMND as best website ever.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:02:40 -0800

Caaaaaawn!!!

By: raygirvan

raygirvan — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:10:16 -0800

Caaaarne!!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:10:33 -0800

Khaaaaaan!!!! and Shatner looks like he's about to lose his wig

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:11:02 -0800

Praaawn!!!

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:19:14 -0800

Swaaaaan!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:23:11 -0800

That swan looks like a man.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:23:50 -0800

Yaaaaawn!

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:31:27 -0800

Dude, seriously ... this ain't that hard.

By: _sirmissalot_

_sirmissalot_ — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:34:03 -0800

Flaaaan!!

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:41:21 -0800

In the Mandarin dialect, "K" in "Kh" is silent. Therefore... Haaan!!!!

By: Rob1855

Rob1855 — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:48:37 -0800

Eliaaan!!!!!

By: ecrivain

ecrivain — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:50:37 -0800

Kwaaan!!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 18:11:49 -0800

Ricardo Montalbaaaaaaaaan!!!

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 18:16:44 -0800

In Pakistan did Doctor Khan a stately atom bomb bazaar decree

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 18:36:08 -0800

See you all in FYAD

By: kmel

kmel — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 19:42:32 -0800

Coooonnery!

By: laz-e-boy

laz-e-boy — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:12:18 -0800

Paaaan!!!

By: Hackworth

Hackworth — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:19:13 -0800

Doooonut!

By: donth

donth — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:19:22 -0800

Caaannes!!

By: stbalbach

stbalbach — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:23:42 -0800

Caaaairn!!

By: DrJohnEvans

DrJohnEvans — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:24:12 -0800

Take it away, Genghis!

By: infidelpants

infidelpants — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:39:07 -0800

Spaaawn!!

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:43:46 -0800

Caaaaanes!

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:46:02 -0800

All you kids get off my Laaaaaaaawn!

By: photoslob

photoslob — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:47:01 -0800

Shaaaaunnnn!!!!!!!!!!

By: falconred

falconred — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:47:34 -0800

Paaaaaaawn!!

By: codger

codger — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:15:24 -0800

Cooooonnnnnnn!!

By: bwg

bwg — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:25:35 -0800

Shaaauuun!

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:30:22 -0800

You guys are a riot! Keep it up!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:32:15 -0800

Daaaawwwn!!

By: falconred

falconred — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:01:09 -0800

Faaaawwwn!!

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:04:33 -0800

Boooooon...!!

By: zarah

zarah — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:09:57 -0800

Haaaawwn!!

By: mwhybark

mwhybark — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:37:14 -0800

Naaaaaaan!!!!

By: sadie01221975

sadie01221975 — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:39:58 -0800

mah jonnnngg

By: inksyndicate

inksyndicate — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:43:19 -0800

Why does Kirk shout at Khan? I mean, Khan has just tell him he'll bury him alive in the center of a dead planet. But Kirk knows that the Enterprise is secretly in good shape, and will be able to beam him up in a few minutes. Is he just upset that all those scientists were vaporized? I thought this was a good time to address these questions.

By: Oddly

Oddly — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:44:49 -0800

Vaughn!!

By: jb

jb — Sun, 18 Apr 2004 23:59:51 -0800

I think I would have to rewatch the immediately proceeding scenes to really come to an answer, but I don't remember it seeming out of place in the movie. Any more than any melodramatic scream would be, that is. Perhaps it is sheer anger, and frustration at not being able to reach him, at having just lost the powerful Genesis device - and perhaps Kirk isn't so sure about the ship. Though he knows the repairs will only take hours, Khan's ship is still in better condition.

By: mwhybark

mwhybark — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 00:09:31 -0800

Khan is Kirk's nemesis (in the Aristotelian sense): he is the anti-Kirk. That's why he shouts, and that's why we remember it. Whatever the events might be, they don't matter that much; whatever Kahn does will bring Kirk to the anvil. Knowing this, though, doesn't guarantee a successful play, or even a successful Star Trek flick. Therefore: Jooohhnnnn!

By: ChasFile

ChasFile — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 01:28:24 -0800

UCOOOON!! Cinnaboooon!!

By: inksyndicate

inksyndicate — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 01:34:38 -0800

jb -- that's true, he has just lost the Genesis device, as well as seeing his man Chekov tortured by the Ceti Eel, and respected Starfleet Captain Terrell turned into atoms. As far as he knows, the Russian will never get his sanity back. It really is the best movie ever filmed.

By: anathema

anathema — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 03:09:08 -0800

Icaaaaahn!

By: John Kenneth Fisher

John Kenneth Fisher — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 05:11:35 -0800

Simon LeBon!!!!!

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:15:45 -0800

Autobaaaaahn!

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:18:12 -0800

Con!

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:19:49 -0800

Cooooon! And with that, I am done.

By: tcp

tcp — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:40:07 -0800

Kaaahn!

By: languagehat

languagehat — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:42:41 -0800

Coooooorn!

By: e.e. coli

e.e. coli — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:48:58 -0800

Ko????????n!

By: o2b

o2b — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 06:57:29 -0800

Caaaannes!

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 08:57:03 -0800

Cezaaaaaaaaanne!

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:01:15 -0800

Lagaaaaaaan with bonus (Aamir) Khan as its lead.

By: tippiedog

tippiedog — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:03:09 -0800

I just want to state for the record that this thread is frying Google's brains. I'm pretty sure it'll show up as the first link on every single Google search from now on.

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:05:21 -0800

Double the pleasure: Lang-Laaaaang! ok, will stop now.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:06:51 -0800

KAAAAAAAANT !

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:41:12 -0800

Siobhaaaaaaaaaan

By: Snyder

Snyder — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:50:57 -0800

Haaawn!

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:52:42 -0800

erm, hello with the repeats... goldie hawn and the cannes film fest have been done twice now.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:59:29 -0800

Pi i i i i ike!

By: Dr_Octavius

Dr_Octavius — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 10:03:44 -0800

Kaaaaaanng!!!

By: mwhybark

mwhybark — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 10:48:54 -0800

Booonnnndd!!

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 11:05:52 -0800

maaawwn...!! (i'll try to stop now)

By: sharpener

sharpener — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 11:32:49 -0800

Trooooooon!!!

By: sharpener

sharpener — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 12:00:27 -0800

and: Flin Floooooooooon!

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 12:01:05 -0800

Kaaaaahn'sss!!!

By: wendell

wendell — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 12:10:41 -0800

How could we forget... Quooooooon!!!

By: languagehat

languagehat — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 12:32:43 -0800

Get that capital q outta there right quick, wendell, afore the sherff comes by an' catches you with it...

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:13:46 -0800

Bloooooond!

By: wendell

wendell — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:23:44 -0800

For the record, that was an artistic judgement on my part, to remanl consistant with the capitalization of the rest of the thread, and I stand by it. Go ahead. Call me out to MetaTalk. I dare you. In fact, I would've done the same to Kdlaaaaaang!!! BTW, did I hear that someone was running around Whitley, England, impersonating you, Hatman?

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:53:31 -0800

Maaaaaan!

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:03:28 -0800

Sturm und Draaaaaaang! I couldn't resist. The thread calls to me.

By: Wulfgar!

Wulfgar! — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:08:15 -0800

Mooroooon!!!

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:10:49 -0800

Pakistaaaaan! Afghanistaaaaan! Jordaaaaan! Kazakhstaaaaan! Lebanaaaaaan! Damn, it's lost all it's fun.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:46:36 -0800

FLAAAN!

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 15:20:59 -0800

GRAAAAAAAN !!!!

By: Dick Paris

Dick Paris — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:00:16 -0800

Kahn. Quietly.

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:26:29 -0800

Can-Cooonn...!: Crooonnn...!! Jaaannn...!! Yvooonne...!!! Dooonnn...!! Tooommm...!! Noorrmm...!! Chooonng...!! Carrie-Aaanne...!! (if you loved me, you'd stop me)

By: yhbc

yhbc — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 18:28:03 -0800

t r a c y, s t o p. And Sarge, you duped my Kant reference, which means I get to do this: Khaaan so!! and the Commish scores a rare triple-pun, with internal cross-references to boot! I'm telling you Ted, this kid has not lost a single step!

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:42:39 -0800

awww commish, thanks for caring. *sniff*

By: _sirmissalot_

_sirmissalot_ — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 22:57:44 -0800

COOL "DISCO" DAAAN!!

By: interrobang

interrobang — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 23:07:28 -0800

This was worse than that "pike" thread.

By: jaden

jaden — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 23:43:41 -0800

This thread was far more entertaining than the original link.

By: arto

arto — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 01:45:55 -0800

Now, see, if this were real life and not the Internet, I'd be cracking you all up with my knock-'em-dead impression of Ricardo Montalban taking over the "United Starship Plymouth Reliant--with seats of finest Corinthian leather." But since it's a. the Internet and b. not all that funny, I got nothin'. Bang a gooooong, get it ooooon!!

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 08:56:41 -0800

Sporraaaaannnnnnn !!!!

By: Dick Paris

Dick Paris — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 10:59:03 -0800

Khaaan!(fusion).

By: RubberHen

RubberHen — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:54:57 -0800

I wonder if there is some slightly more subtle sounding one where Khan says kirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk. Hurry buy the domain name! From hells heart - stab at someone!

By: coolgeek

coolgeek — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 18:41:23 -0800

K'aaaaan! Fortuitously, found through syscom's Bedroom Music link.

By: allaboutgeorge

allaboutgeorge — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 00:39:30 -0800

Coooooooon-doleezza!!!

By: Jikido

Jikido — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 13:37:25 -0800

Quaaaaaan!

By: Jikido

Jikido — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 13:38:15 -0800

http://www.tracyquan.net/

By: Jikido

Jikido — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 13:39:04 -0800

oops

By: bwg

bwg — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 19:17:48 -0800

Bonnnnnnnng!

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 07:58:39 -0800

*Phew* It finally STOPPPPPPPPPPed!

By: yhbc

yhbc — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 17:53:14 -0800

Shaaane!!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 23 Apr 2004 18:10:12 -0800

the movie is on AMC right now : >