Comments on: Jim Maynard has assimilated

Jim Maynard has assimilated

moonbird — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:37:07 -0800

TRON becomes you... sort of.
(a beautiful obsession)

By: Tryptophan-5ht

Tryptophan-5ht — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:42:34 -0800

now that is a hot ass.

By: xmutex

xmutex — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:42:55 -0800

By beautiful you mean something remarkably not, yes?

By: dolface

dolface — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:44:37 -0800

i liked that the link to this over at anil calls it "the galactic prophylactic". harsh, but funny. that being said, the guy did a pretty good job, and his geekiness is awesome. i KNOW i don't have the chutzpah to send a link of pictures of myself in pale chartreuse spandex to slashdot .

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:46:57 -0800

Dear sweet Lord, a cameltoe in front, and an even more disturbing, but oddly identical, cameltoe in back. I couldn't think of a more fitting tribute to Tron.

By: xmutex

xmutex — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:47:51 -0800

Oh, and it's gotta be said: no one needs to see some dude's package wrapped in spandex. NSF*

By: keswick

keswick — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:48:34 -0800

Dear Lord, where's the MCP when you need him?

By: falconred

falconred — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:52:06 -0800

Wow, the years have not been kind to TRON.

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:52:30 -0800

It's Milton.

By: rafter

rafter — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:53:19 -0800

Male cameltoe?

By: gnutron

gnutron — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:55:17 -0800

thanks. it's these kind of links that make me feel better about myself...

By: trbrts

trbrts — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:55:40 -0800

I think this guy needs to think less about tron and think more about being able to seepast his belly to his penis again one day.

By: danherwig

danherwig — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:56:53 -0800

The sad thing is, he *is* sucking it in already. I wouldn't normally make a comment like that, but when you put yourself on the web in an off-green skin suit, you open the doors of ridicule for all to enter.

By: ursus_comiter

ursus_comiter — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:06:29 -0800

For want of a jockstrap, the hearts and minds of Tron fans everywhere were lost...

By: danny the boy

danny the boy — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:09:42 -0800

Which makes me think he is either something of an exhibitionist, or he's a geek so far gone that he's oblivious to the fact that he's showing off his tightly wrapped junk to the entire world.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:13:03 -0800

the skallastron!

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:16:17 -0800

This guy shows why men wearing tights can damage a male ego.

By: mishaco

mishaco — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:26:37 -0800

ew end of line

By: deanc

deanc — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:42:31 -0800

I'm going to refrain from making the obvious, obvious comments and instead say that something about the Tron costume doesn't quite work without the chest armor. An outfit with only arm and leg coverings and a helmet just looks way too low-rent. The el-wire was pretty cool, though.

By: trondant

trondant — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:43:27 -0800

This guy shows why men wearing tights can damage ~~a male ego~~ MY EYES.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:09:05 -0800

I think he recognizes that the spandez isn't particularly flattering - he even mentions something to this extent in the text. He did some nice work and ultimately won his contest. Everyone has a hobby that is ludicrous to somebody else.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:09:34 -0800

Spandex, I mean.

By: howa2396

howa2396 — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:12:54 -0800

Its not Milton... its the guy that gets hit by the truck.

By: jragon

jragon — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:09:48 -0800

Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and wear spandex like no one's watching. Good for him.

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:12:24 -0800

...the horror.... the horror... But, for equal enjoyment, check out a guy I used to see at San Diego Comic Con: fourth one down. Optimus was a sweaty, sweaty man.

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:13:20 -0800

woop sorry on that last one, some of the ad banners are NSFW. 'pologies.

By: inksyndicate

inksyndicate — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 18:52:13 -0800

Greetings, Program.

By: inpHilltr8r

inpHilltr8r — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 19:04:35 -0800

Not so much a camel-toe, as a camel-nose.

By: Samsonov14

Samsonov14 — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 22:34:07 -0800

Whatever, man. That guy rocks. A dork for sure, but good on him all the same.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 00:49:03 -0800

That's what I'm saying, Samsonov. The dude rocks in my universe of dorkage.

By: uncanny hengeman

uncanny hengeman — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:35:31 -0800

What Samsonov14 said! I sent the poor bastard a congratulatory email. Look out for: ** The rear shot 6th picture down. Eeeeeeeww. ** The Dr Smith-esque (Lost in Space) line, "and, finally, in the full glory of things..." ** His self depreciating humour, "I wasn't Tron, but a simple payroll withholding calculation program that had gotten overweight by changes in the laws." ** The proud look on his face in a lot of his shots.

By: dabitch

dabitch — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:01:24 -0800

geeky! And cut his weight some slack, he is a payroll withholding calculation program after all.

By: Tarrama

Tarrama — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 18:40:38 -0800

Good for him! If any of you decide to follow his example, a dance belt will keep your dangly bits all neat and tidy as long as you follow the detailed instructions.