Comments on: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry....

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry....

anastasiav — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 07:34:12 -0800

The Scoop on Poop and The Facts on Farts
:: via filmgoerjuan's blog, sort of ::

By: matteo

matteo — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 08:18:43 -0800

I just started dating this really awesome girl, and we spend the night together often, and I want to know how long I have to wait before I can fart in bed. AskFartFilter, 12/17/2003

By: beagle

beagle — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 08:40:37 -0800

Fabulous material there. Missing from the poop page is the classic explanation of Why Turds are Tapered (if they were not, your ass would slam shut).

By: quasistoic

quasistoic — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:12:29 -0800

Thanks to weeks of Percocet ingestion (I recently had surgery on my arm), none of my turds are tapered. Imagine rabbit or deer pellets, only larger and much more painful.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:14:49 -0800

Wow. TMI. And yet, fascinating.

By: beagle

beagle — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:15:34 -0800

I rest my case.

By: quasistoic

quasistoic — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 10:08:36 -0800

With a thread like this, Metafilter was just begging for it.

By: Dean_Paxton

Dean_Paxton — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 10:48:12 -0800

Facts On Farts: "...Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health..." That line alone redeems everything. There is balance in the world.

By: geoff.

geoff. — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:13:25 -0800

This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one's gastrointestinal system. These oils can also generate hot farts. I always wondered why the hell it burns like there's no tomorrow. Flaming poop isn't something you bring up sitting around with a bunch of guys drinkin, "Hey yeah, sometimes like not often, but sometimes does it burn like hell when you shit?" The Internet has justified itself for yet another day.

By: ambrosia

ambrosia — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:34:30 -0800

Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming. wonderful.

By: Down10

Down10 — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:58:47 -0800

Way more information on poop and farts than you ever cared to know in your 11-year-old mentality. Still, it is quite a valuable resource for such things, especially since it probably wouldn't get published in any scientific journals.

By: roboto

roboto — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 14:03:07 -0800

LMAO @ AxMefi thread! *trumpet*

By: squirrel

squirrel — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 14:44:19 -0800

Thank you, anastasiav! *A single tear rolls down my cheek*