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April 24, 2004 7:16 AM Subscribe
Time to pull out the giant salt shaker - Evidence supporting Abrupt Climate Change theory builds (from a new study published in
Nature Magazine, April 22 2004) : "Rate of Ocean Circulation Directly Linked to Abrupt Climate Change - A new study strengthens evidence that the oceans and climate are linked in an intricate dance, and that rapid climate change may be related to how vigorously ocean currents transport heat from low to high latitudes....(From the ever superb
NASA Earth Observatory)
posted by troutfishing (41 comments total)
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A) This involves a vast, pervasive conspiracy - so shadowy as to be totally undetectable but nonetheless highly effective - run by the Morton Salt company, which has secretly paid off countless scientists (the whole scientific establishment, really) to speak with a single voice about Sudden Climate Change. Morton aims for the implementation of a humungous federal pork barrel project to spend billions dumping salt into the North Atlantic.
2) I'd be smart to shave off my sharp liberal edges, buy a gun, work on my drawl, and start looking at real estate in Texas.
posted by troutfishing at 7:29 AM on April 24, 2004