Comments on: Jesus Christ Action Figure-- with more gooey chunks of salvation!

Jesus Christ Action Figure-- with more gooey chunks of salvation!

xmutex — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:19:08 -0800

It's not Christmas just yet, but get your hands on the Jesus Christ Action Figure. With walk-on-water action!

By: hoskala

hoskala — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:33:04 -0800

Go ahead, throw the first stone! Priceless.

By: rocketman

rocketman — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:37:02 -0800

Beautiful. Great post, xmutex. I can't believe how perfect the pitch is.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:39:52 -0800

I found this to be completely tasteless, heretical and without any redeeming social value. Fucking made my day!!

By: falconred

falconred — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:42:27 -0800

You can buy the Jesus Action Figure, but without crucifiction action.

By: sebas

sebas — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:43:58 -0800

Holy crap, that's cool!

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:48:22 -0800

But can he tap-dance on lava ?

By: adrianhon

adrianhon — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:59:21 -0800

Reminds me of #1's JC's Funky Bunch.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:59:22 -0800

Cross not included. Your parents have to get it together. Excellent ad. The kids especially are great in it. I'll take six.

By: widdershins

widdershins — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:07:45 -0800

IANA Christian, but I find this a little... distasteful, myself.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:09:41 -0800

I absolutely love that the blurb is from "David Manning"...

By: psychotic_venom

psychotic_venom — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:36:10 -0800

Mmmmm... blashphemalicious.

By: thirteen

thirteen — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:49:16 -0800

Does Matt's video of black and White Jesii duking it out in the Pyra offices still exist online anywhere?

By: rikabel

rikabel — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 16:12:42 -0800

I have a Jesus Action Figure. Or rather, I had. I gave it to my cousin for Christmas. He already had a Jesus snow-dome, it transpired, and so during Christmas dinner I felt it would be appropriate to create a "Jesus Feedback Loop" with the two Christs as centrepiece of the table, blessing one another and increasing their mutual holiness exponentially. I exclaimed to the gathered throng "Behold, I have created a Jesus Feedback Loop!" and my cousin's Yorkshireman father-in-law-to-be replied "He's alright that boy, but you think you know what he's talking about, and all of sudden his brain goes sideways". It was great. Wow, I never realised I had a Jesus Action Figure anecdote... Great post, by the way!

By: fluffycreature

fluffycreature — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 18:07:02 -0800

This is only going to encourage the youth of America to want to be crucified. Can't anyone see the damage this will do?

By: quasistoic

quasistoic — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:50:06 -0800

My favorite in that line was always the Rosie the Riveter doll, but there are plenty more

By: wendell

wendell — Sat, 01 May 2004 15:46:11 -0800

For the record, thirteen, Matt's collaboration with Neale "1412" Talbot is right here.