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April 30, 2004 12:36 PM Subscribe
I can't ignore the clumsy phrasing. That's the most awesome description of a plo chop I have ever seen.
"Darling, would be so kind as to undergo a fellatio?"
"Of course, my love. I accept."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:50 PM on April 30, 2004
"Darling, would be so kind as to undergo a fellatio?"
"Of course, my love. I accept."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:50 PM on April 30, 2004
Yeah, this made me giggle too: Our case report describes an accidental inhalation of condom by a young lady while performing the fellatio.
posted by nicwolff at 12:50 PM on April 30, 2004
posted by nicwolff at 12:50 PM on April 30, 2004
you see! there's a reason why you shouldn't laugh during a blow job! :o)
posted by andrew cooke at 1:01 PM on April 30, 2004
posted by andrew cooke at 1:01 PM on April 30, 2004
married partners using a condom for fellatio? Someone's either wicked dirty or way too cautious.
or doesnt want to swallow?
[rimshot]
posted by rhapsodie at 1:10 PM on April 30, 2004
or doesnt want to swallow?
[rimshot]
posted by rhapsodie at 1:10 PM on April 30, 2004
married partners using a condom for fellatio? Someone's either wicked dirty or way too cautious.
Just because they're married now doesn't mean one of them didn't contract something from somebody else before they were married.
posted by JanetLand at 1:20 PM on April 30, 2004
Just because they're married now doesn't mean one of them didn't contract something from somebody else before they were married.
posted by JanetLand at 1:20 PM on April 30, 2004
...Rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.
Aw, come on, we've all been there.
posted by dhoyt at 1:30 PM on April 30, 2004
Aw, come on, we've all been there.
posted by dhoyt at 1:30 PM on April 30, 2004
way too cautious.
JanetLand's right -- maybe the husband has herpes or something. or they just like flavored condoms
posted by matteo at 1:31 PM on April 30, 2004
JanetLand's right -- maybe the husband has herpes or something. or they just like flavored condoms
posted by matteo at 1:31 PM on April 30, 2004
I have no doubt that either someone is going to google up a fetish site for intentional condom inhalation or that it will be in next weeks Savage Love.
posted by srboisvert at 1:32 PM on April 30, 2004
posted by srboisvert at 1:32 PM on April 30, 2004
Reading the PDF, it appears this happened in India. The doctor sustects that the young people were highly religious and perhaps the woman was inexperienced with the act.
Maybe she was squeamish about it and made the intervening barrier a mandatory condition for performing the task? Perhaps it was placed early for later use as birth control?
In any event, it is sad that she was sick for 2 months, went to multiple doctors for 4 months, and not once got over the taboos and came clean about inhaling the coney island whitefish.
posted by jester69 at 2:10 PM on April 30, 2004
Maybe she was squeamish about it and made the intervening barrier a mandatory condition for performing the task? Perhaps it was placed early for later use as birth control?
In any event, it is sad that she was sick for 2 months, went to multiple doctors for 4 months, and not once got over the taboos and came clean about inhaling the coney island whitefish.
posted by jester69 at 2:10 PM on April 30, 2004
Great post! Seems like a good candidate for inclusion in the mini-Annals of Irreproducable Results
posted by jasper411 at 2:13 PM on April 30, 2004
posted by jasper411 at 2:13 PM on April 30, 2004
This post is evidence of the fact that with six billion people in the world, everything imaginable will happen at least once.
posted by alms at 2:18 PM on April 30, 2004
posted by alms at 2:18 PM on April 30, 2004
not once got over the taboos and came clean about inhaling the coney island whitefish
I'm not so sure she knew what was up her lung. She choked and coughed at the time but in the end I bet she came away thinking she'd just swallowed it. Six months later she's got a fever and bronchial problems... I'm not sure that if I were in her shoes I'd think back and say "Hm. Maybe I actually inhaled that condom after all." It appears the doctors are willing to concede the possibility that she genuinely wasn't aware:
"Second reason for diagnostic delay apparently concerns the couple, who did not disclose the event to treating physicians either intentionally (owing to discrete nature of act), or due to real failure to correlate the symptoms with event."
posted by scarabic at 2:58 PM on April 30, 2004
I'm not so sure she knew what was up her lung. She choked and coughed at the time but in the end I bet she came away thinking she'd just swallowed it. Six months later she's got a fever and bronchial problems... I'm not sure that if I were in her shoes I'd think back and say "Hm. Maybe I actually inhaled that condom after all." It appears the doctors are willing to concede the possibility that she genuinely wasn't aware:
"Second reason for diagnostic delay apparently concerns the couple, who did not disclose the event to treating physicians either intentionally (owing to discrete nature of act), or due to real failure to correlate the symptoms with event."
posted by scarabic at 2:58 PM on April 30, 2004
married partners using a condom for fellatio?
Perhaps they were devout Muslims.
"Oral sex act is permissible with the consent of both husband and wife provided that no liquid gets into the mouth."
--Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Husaini Sistani
posted by karmaville at 5:57 PM on April 30, 2004
Perhaps they were devout Muslims.
"Oral sex act is permissible with the consent of both husband and wife provided that no liquid gets into the mouth."
--Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Husaini Sistani
posted by karmaville at 5:57 PM on April 30, 2004
She choked and coughed at the time but in the end I bet she came away thinking she'd just swallowed it.
Would your digestive tract really break down latex to a point where it mixed in with everything else? Seems to me like she'd be watching for it on the other side.
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:18 PM on April 30, 2004
Would your digestive tract really break down latex to a point where it mixed in with everything else? Seems to me like she'd be watching for it on the other side.
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:18 PM on April 30, 2004
Yeah, I suppose, but condoms crumple up pretty small. I think "tips on finding a foregin object in your shit" would make a great AskMe question. It can' t possibly be as easy (or as much fun) as it sounds.
posted by scarabic at 10:32 PM on May 3, 2004
posted by scarabic at 10:32 PM on May 3, 2004
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Ignore the clumsy phrasing-- married partners using a condom for fellatio? Someone's either wicked dirty or way too cautious.
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:44 PM on April 30, 2004