Comments on: Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!

Wet Spot — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 12:36:38 -0800

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 12:44:49 -0800

Retrospectively, both the husband and wife accepted to having undergone a fellatio. Ignore the clumsy phrasing-- married partners using a condom for fellatio? Someone's either wicked dirty or way too cautious.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 12:50:25 -0800

I can't ignore the clumsy phrasing. That's the most awesome description of a plo chop I have ever seen. "Darling, would be so kind as to undergo a fellatio?" "Of course, my love. I accept."

By: nicwolff

nicwolff — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 12:50:27 -0800

Yeah, this made me giggle too: Our case report describes an accidental inhalation of condom by a young lady while performing the fellatio.

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:01:01 -0800

you see! there's a reason why you shouldn't laugh during a blow job! :o)

By: rhapsodie

rhapsodie — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:10:49 -0800

married partners using a condom for fellatio? Someone's either wicked dirty or way too cautious. or doesnt want to swallow? [rimshot]

By: JanetLand

JanetLand — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:20:52 -0800

married partners using a condom for fellatio? Someone's either wicked dirty or way too cautious. Just because they're married now doesn't mean one of them didn't contract something from somebody else before they were married.

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:30:20 -0800

...Rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio. Aw, come on, we've all been there.

By: matteo

matteo — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:31:56 -0800

way too cautious. JanetLand's right -- maybe the husband has herpes or something. or they just like flavored condoms

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:32:11 -0800

I have no doubt that either someone is going to google up a fetish site for intentional condom inhalation or that it will be in next weeks Savage Love.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 13:38:48 -0800

PDF? HFS. WTF!

By: jester69

jester69 — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:10:27 -0800

Reading the PDF, it appears this happened in India. The doctor sustects that the young people were highly religious and perhaps the woman was inexperienced with the act. Maybe she was squeamish about it and made the intervening barrier a mandatory condition for performing the task? Perhaps it was placed early for later use as birth control? In any event, it is sad that she was sick for 2 months, went to multiple doctors for 4 months, and not once got over the taboos and came clean about inhaling the coney island whitefish.

By: jasper411

jasper411 — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:13:06 -0800

Great post! Seems like a good candidate for inclusion in the mini-Annals of Irreproducable Results

By: alms

alms — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:18:02 -0800

This post is evidence of the fact that with six billion people in the world, everything imaginable will happen at least once.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:58:50 -0800

not once got over the taboos and came clean about inhaling the coney island whitefish I'm not so sure she knew what was up her lung. She choked and coughed at the time but in the end I bet she came away thinking she'd just swallowed it. Six months later she's got a fever and bronchial problems... I'm not sure that if I were in her shoes I'd think back and say "Hm. Maybe I actually inhaled that condom after all." It appears the doctors are willing to concede the possibility that she genuinely wasn't aware: "Second reason for diagnostic delay apparently concerns the couple, who did not disclose the event to treating physicians either intentionally (owing to discrete nature of act), or due to real failure to correlate the symptoms with event."

By: karmaville

karmaville — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 17:57:36 -0800

married partners using a condom for fellatio? Perhaps they were devout Muslims. "Oral sex act is permissible with the consent of both husband and wife provided that no liquid gets into the mouth." --Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Husaini Sistani

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 18:18:08 -0800

She choked and coughed at the time but in the end I bet she came away thinking she'd just swallowed it. Would your digestive tract really break down latex to a point where it mixed in with everything else? Seems to me like she'd be watching for it on the other side.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Mon, 03 May 2004 22:32:15 -0800

Yeah, I suppose, but condoms crumple up pretty small. I think "tips on finding a foregin object in your shit" would make a great AskMe question. It can' t possibly be as easy (or as much fun) as it sounds.