Comments on: where earlier in the day there used to be the biggest Toys R Us in the world, in its place is now a store that sells the nastiest sex toys in the world.

where earlier in the day there used to be the biggest Toys R Us in the world, in its place is now a store that sells the nastiest sex toys in the world.

amberglow — Tue, 18 May 2004 16:55:50 -0800

Choose Your Own New York You're in town to visit your wealthy and eccentric Aunt Ginny, who is spending the day having her blood replaced with Botox on the Upper East Side. Now you have the entire day to yourself to explore the most exciting city in the world! -- A Choose Your Own Adventure story, updated.

By: dg

dg — Tue, 18 May 2004 17:06:54 -0800

While entrenched in fierce gang-banging action, you die of a blunt trauma wound after being struck in the head with a huge dildo in what later becomes known as the "Christopher Street Bath House Bloodbath." You had no idea how right Aunt Ginny was when she had warned you not to time travel to the 1970s and join a gay street gang during your trip to New York City!

Just like real life, really.

By: Bdave

Bdave — Tue, 18 May 2004 17:55:28 -0800

I was reminiscing about these books just yesterday. I moved house and there they all were. I had heaps of them but I didn't know there were this many. Funny link, tho. From the record store: "Fortunately for you, countless years of searching for rare Pixes EPs has left Matt in no physical condition to even consider chasing after you." heh Then I went back in time and joined the Baseball Furies from 'The Warriors'. Then I died in a showdown with the Village People. Just like real life, really.

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Tue, 18 May 2004 18:06:04 -0800

A Wax statue of Yoko Ono and other half-ass stars and sports celebrities killed me. Just like real life, really.

By: page404

page404 — Tue, 18 May 2004 18:19:26 -0800

MetaFiilter: Just like real life, really.

By: mmcg

mmcg — Tue, 18 May 2004 18:33:17 -0800

Tony Danza's Hamlet: "'Great Fuckin' Play!' -- The New York Post." Completely and totally accurate in every way.

By: bingo

bingo — Tue, 18 May 2004 21:15:26 -0800

Cute idea, but the execution is dumb.

By: brownpau

brownpau — Tue, 18 May 2004 23:41:39 -0800

What are CHUDs and why do they want to kill me?

By: SPrintF

SPrintF — Wed, 19 May 2004 07:35:18 -0800

CHUD

By: troybob

troybob — Fri, 21 May 2004 15:37:38 -0800

I have to say I disagree with bingo, as I spent all my time at this site ROFL. They're pretty on-spot on with the trends and the lingo and hit on a wide range of subjects quite well. Sorry for the kinda late post, but I wanted time to explore and find my favorite pages to share: not everything in its right place at the music store, and the scalding send-up of trucker hats, which I love to wear. it's my first post in a while, and quite apropos that it's in a FPP from my old friend amberglow

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 21 May 2004 16:21:26 -0800

troybob!!!!! : >

By: languagehat

languagehat — Fri, 21 May 2004 17:45:10 -0800

troybob! The name doth echo in my ear With memories of verse in threads gone by. I offer you my kudos and my beer, And hope you'll stay to post more poetry.