'SONS OF FUCKING BITCH-ASS GODDAMNED COCK SUCKING GOAT FUCKERS!', he elaborated.

May 22, 2004 1:01 PM

Attacked By Thugs!- Maciej Ceglowski is accosted by young, dorky thugs in Warsaw. After flagging down a van full of police to report the incident, frenzied pursuit-driven hijinks ensue. Almost makes me want to move to Poland and become a cop. Anyone have any sort of similar, amusing, crazed police experience? (I realise there are plenty of non-amusing, crazed police stories out there too, unfortunately.)
posted by DyRE (7 comments total)

[jest dobry]
posted by Ljubljana at 2:40 PM on May 22, 2004

Well, I found that hilarious. Thanks!
posted by whatnotever at 5:53 PM on May 22, 2004

Great story.
Polish police, eh?
posted by Blue Stone at 6:56 PM on May 22, 2004

In my one visit to Poland in 1985, I ran a foul of the Police by accident on three separate occasions. Each time I was required to pay a "fine," but a small one that always seemed to be %20 percent of what I had in my wallet. I guess they were thugs, but very nice ones.
posted by gesamtkunstwerk at 8:23 PM on May 22, 2004

Fantastic story -- made me laugh out loud! I can't get that "lollipop" image out of my head. Thanks for sharing.
posted by cyniczny at 8:42 PM on May 22, 2004

Brilliant.
posted by i_cola at 9:50 PM on May 22, 2004

Anyone have any sort of similar, amusing, crazed police experience?

We just did the police log thing again. But that Polish tale is a magnificent story, on an entirely different plane. Thanks, DyRE.
posted by LeLiLo at 7:23 AM on May 23, 2004