The Lyndie England Fan Page

May 25, 2004 11:22 AM

The Lynndie England Fan Page It takes all kinds
posted by turbanhead (13 comments total)

it was bound to happen. plus, the guy is obviously kidding. but to turn the Lynndie England atrocities into funny stuff you need to be a comedy genius. a Richard Pryor. or a Bill Hicks. and they're both retired.
posted by matteo at 11:29 AM on May 25, 2004

I could be wrong (it's been known to happen), but I don't think this is meant as a joke--the cropping out of the inconvenient prisoner on a leash in one photo, and the crude photoshopping used to remove the father of England's child in another, both make me think this is the amateur real deal that it appears to be. And there's the closing statement:

Oh yeah, real quick...anyone that may have a problem with this site can simply leave the USA. There are lots of terrorists who would love to have you help them plan the next 9-11. Have fun and be sure to wave from the airplane. That is if you're not shot down by an F/A 18...now THAT...I'd love to see on video!
posted by Prospero at 11:45 AM on May 25, 2004

This is a joke?

*wipes spectacles, blinks at screen*
posted by carter at 11:51 AM on May 25, 2004

the guy is obviously kidding

are you sure? it doesn't seem that way. i imagine that there actually are quite a few people turned on by that squat dominatrix.

btw, Richard Pryor ain't retired. he's cooler than ever.
posted by mrgrimm at 11:52 AM on May 25, 2004

LYNNDIE FOREVER!
posted by eastlakestandard at 11:53 AM on May 25, 2004

The photos page has pictures of monkeys. I think it's a joke.
posted by rhapsodie at 11:59 AM on May 25, 2004

"I mean they TOLD us to torture them! But this thing? That was ALL ME, BABY!! That was MINE! I improv-ed that! I was just spitballin'! Should I do one of these...?? Or should I give 'em one of these?"

Ahhh, Daily Show.
posted by tittergrrl at 12:03 PM on May 25, 2004

And there's the closing statement:

closing statement?????? you mean you didn't look at the site, you only scanned the linked to page! obviously the work of a crazy person, or someone impersonating one.
posted by quonsar at 12:26 PM on May 25, 2004

anyone that may have a problem with this site can simply leave the USA.

Well, I was going to just close the browser, but OK, if you say so.
posted by PrinceValium at 12:33 PM on May 25, 2004

Love that dead eye.
posted by Dukebloo at 12:59 PM on May 25, 2004

I got a pop-up that said I could collect a prize because I was the 50,000,000th visitor to the site. Man, that Lynndie is popular.
posted by widdershins at 2:23 PM on May 25, 2004

Oh yeah, Lynndie England, poster child for pocket dominatrix fetishists everywhere. The tales of her "service" in Iraq are not fit to be told among children.
posted by fenriq at 2:54 PM on May 25, 2004

I found this link to some neat Latin phraseology on the links page. Weird, but useful.

No excusing this kind of worship though.
posted by Bdave at 8:43 PM on May 25, 2004