Whitewater Prosecutor Clears Clintons of Wrongdoing

September 20, 2000 9:40 AM

Whitewater Prosecutor Clears Clintons of Wrongdoing "Independent counsel Robert Ray said on Wednesday that there was insufficient evidence to prove that President Clinton and first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton engaged in criminal conduct in the Whitewater land deal in Arkansas"
posted by owillis (3 comments total)

Don't forget -- just because there's always insufficient evidence doesn't mean they didn't actually do the phony land deal, destroy and lose the paperwork, murder everyone involved, and lie about it before a judge. Someday, someday, that incriminating paper will turn up, and we, the good citizens of this land, can send the evil usurpers of our democracy to the jail they so richly deserve.

And hey, if that doesn't work, there's always a semen-stained dress ...
posted by dhartung at 12:43 PM on September 20, 2000

I never thought they murdered everyone involved.
posted by lileks at 1:02 PM on September 20, 2000

not yet James... not yet.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 8:08 PM on September 20, 2000