Comments on: ZzzzzzzzzzzzAP!

ZzzzzzzzzzzzAP!

psychotic_venom — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:12:20 -0800

Hardest. Flash. Game. Ever.

By: psychotic_venom

psychotic_venom — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:14:06 -0800

[via u4ik]

By: eperker

eperker — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:21:15 -0800

damn. I don't have the patience for that.

By: MiG

MiG — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:27:01 -0800

Reminds me of that old "Operation" game.

By: Succa

Succa — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:31:02 -0800

This is demonic. Must...win...

By: shepd

shepd — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:51:30 -0800

If you liked that, you'll LOVE Space Taxi. For the C=64, of course.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:54:30 -0800

I can't get past the second rest zone. I give up.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 12:58:46 -0800

Space Taxi 2 i remember that bouncing silver ball from the C-64 version, but it still makes no sense at all to me

By: trharlan

trharlan — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:06:31 -0800

*throws computer through closed window*

By: rocketman

rocketman — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:10:06 -0800

93 seconds, suckers.

By: Succa

Succa — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:19:39 -0800

I can totally beat 93 seconds. Just give me ... the rest of the afternoon. The spinning whirligig thingies are giving me fits.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:20:14 -0800

weird. after Rest Zone 2, i get a message claiming i'm going the wrong way and then it's over. no electrocution, though. i guess i'll try another tack. that error seems bogus.

By: psychotic_venom

psychotic_venom — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:29:40 -0800

<50's "billy is in trouble" voice> rocketman, are you on a 486? </50's "billy is in trouble" voice>

By: Succa

Succa — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:31:15 -0800

I've got that top row down to an art form.

By: ikalliom

ikalliom — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:35:11 -0800

79 seconds! This is probably one of those flash games where having a sluggish computer actually helps.

By: mindless progress

mindless progress — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:37:58 -0800

48 Seconds. Any ideas what those boxes say?

By: Succa

Succa — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:44:59 -0800

57 secs. phew.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:23:02 -0800

I got 57 seconds too. It's well put together. As far as any hints that may or may not be hiding there in plain sight, we need a translator. Because I refuse to learn any of them furren languages. (U-S-A! U-S-A!)

By: TacoConsumer

TacoConsumer — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:29:08 -0800

40 seconds. Everything is timed out precisely, and do rest in rest areas.

By: coelecanth

coelecanth — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:38:27 -0800

53 seconds, on something like my 10000th try. I can practically smell the burnt hair.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:38:51 -0800

too hard--here's an easier one-gold miner--for wimps like me : >

By: roboto

roboto — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:39:15 -0800

!Z!Z!ZZZZ!@ZZZ!ZZZzzzzZZz!ZZz!RRRrrppp!!!

By: Pockets

Pockets — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:45:07 -0800

weird. after Rest Zone 2, i get a message claiming i'm going the wrong way and then it's over. no electrocution, though. i guess i'll try another tack. that error seems bogus. If you pull down real fast right at the start you can just kinda 'pop' into the second rest area right away. Moving from there at all gives you that error though. Maybe you need to hit the first rest area longer.

By: CunningLinguist

CunningLinguist — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 16:08:04 -0800

It serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

By: coelecanth

coelecanth — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 16:18:43 -0800

I got to 41 and 42 seconds eventually. I began thinking of that "Start" sign as a sort of disposable-astronaut dispenser.

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 16:34:28 -0800

space taxi was an awesome game. this one, I didn't like as much.

By: reklaw

reklaw — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 16:41:40 -0800

That game isn't that hard... It might be that I've just spent too long playing Kuru Kuru Kururin on the Game Boy Advance, though. Looks like the game only got a Jap/EU release, missing out you 'merkins for some reason... odd.

By: Hypharse

Hypharse — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 17:14:33 -0800

I got 40 seconds and I still see where someone could shaved off 2-5 seconds.

By: inpHilltr8r

inpHilltr8r — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 17:50:32 -0800

missing out you 'merkins for some reason... odd. America often misses out on quirky games. For example, Vib Ribbon, and Mojib Ribbon. At least GBA carts don't have country protection. (whereas Japan rarely gets games from outside Japan, and Europeans have to suffer with low quality PAL conversions, and toned down violence, so no region gets it all)

By: chrisege

chrisege — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 20:28:48 -0800

It's not as fun as CURSOR LOVE BUNNY. make sure you turn the sound up good and loud when you play it.

By: oissubke

oissubke — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:05:16 -0800

22 seconds! really!

By: blogenstock

blogenstock — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 06:01:22 -0800

Note that the file is called finaleasy0110.swf, don't want to think what finaldifficult must be like...

By: waxpancake

waxpancake — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:14:38 -0800

This is exactly like The Irritating Maze, one of my favorite arcade games.

By: knapah

knapah — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 12:18:03 -0800

i got 58 seconds on my first go. can't be bothered trying again.

By: KirkJobSluder

KirkJobSluder — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 17:14:09 -0800

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Strangle. Idiots. Who. Rely. On. Stupid. Old. Joke. Misusing. Capitialization. And. Punctuation.

By: Dillonlikescookies

Dillonlikescookies — Sat, 05 Jun 2004 02:35:07 -0800

but how did the little red man get inside the maze?!?