Comments on: Jesus saves (on prescription drugs)

Jesus saves (on prescription drugs)

trondant — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 08:44:20 -0800

The Son of God has Prozac and Viagra on sale now. Why bother with know-it-all pharmacists when you can get prescription drugs from Jesus Himself? He even sells birth control for only $129.99 a month (loaves and fishes not included.) via The General

By: Esco757

Esco757 — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 08:56:05 -0800

Viagra and Levitra, eh? He is risen indeed. ;-) (cheap joke, but SOMEBODY had to be first to make it)

By: nofundy

nofundy — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:27:48 -0800

Heavenly boners. Prozac for fundy cognitive dissonance. The Southern Baptist ideal web site.

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:42:33 -0800

Anything to help with these sore wrists?

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:54:08 -0800

jesus himself huh... (nails trondant to cross)

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:55:48 -0800

bondcliff, you're just not using the right mousepad. That was what you meant, right?

By: matteo

matteo — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:08:04 -0800

14. Most English translations render the beginning of v. 41 so as to emphasize Jesus' compassion for this poor outcast leper, "moved with compassion/filled with pity." In doing so, they are following the Greek text found in most of our manuscripts, splagxnisqei\j e)ktei/naj th\n xei=ra au)tou=, "feeling compassion, reaching out his hand." It is certainly easy to see why compassion might be called for in the situation. We don't know the precise nature of the man's disease--many commentators prefer to think of it as a scaly skin disorder rather than the kind of rotting flesh that we commonly associate with leprosy. In any event, he may well have fallen under the injunctions of the Torah that forbad "lepers" of any sort to live normal lives; they were to be isolated, cut off from the public, considered unclean (Leviticus 13-14). Moved with pity for such a one, Jesus reaches out a tender hand, touches his diseased flesh, and heals him. Text and Tradition: The Role of New Testament Manuscripts in Early Christian Studies by Bart D. Ehrman University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill see also: Jesus the Healer: Possession, Trance, and the Origins of Christianity by Stevan L. Davies *tries desperately to save thread*

By: nofundy

nofundy — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:11:13 -0800

Matteo, Saving this thread may require some divine intervention. :-)

By: matteo

matteo — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:13:39 -0800

*gives up, certain of eternal damnation*

By: trondant

trondant — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:19:08 -0800

*comes back from the dead, kicks clavdivs' junk*

By: mr.marx

mr.marx — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:32:11 -0800

the baby jesus butt plug is truly a work of art. I could keep that in my umm art cabinet

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:47:38 -0800

He even sells birth control for only $129.99 a month what the hell... is that an average american price for ortho tri-cyclen...!? that's insane, how can people with average incomes afford that every month...?! (shane just pointed out to me) on the about us page they call themselves chicagoRX... page has the same basic layout, diff featured items on the front page tho' and a different logo. weird...

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:52:51 -0800

ha. their FAQ makes me laugh. i'd bet the most frequently asked question is: wtf is up with the jesuschristrx.com domain? is it b/c ... jesus christ! viagra costs that much?! on preview: my girlfriend pays about $30 a month for orthotricyclen (i chip in, but she makes so much more money than me!) they don't mention the domain name anywhere on the site. and, are you making that baby jesus butt plug thing up, or is there a link i'm missing?

By: matteo

matteo — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 12:45:03 -0800

my girlfriend pays about $30 a month for orthotricyclen 10 euros (about $ 12) in socialized-medicine, lame-ass, welfare-loving, freedom-hating Italy

By: nofundy

nofundy — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:08:39 -0800

and, are you making that baby jesus butt plug thing up, or is there a link i'm missing? posted by mrgrimm at 11:52 AM PST on June 4 Check my divine intervention link!

By: Keith Talent

Keith Talent — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:32:27 -0800

All of the meducations are incredibly expensive. What gives?

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:45:50 -0800

All of the medications are incredibly expensive. What gives? Any of the pharmacies that are not *real* pharmacies have these insane prices. Probably because they can. Now, as to whether you'd ever see the drugs you paid for...that's another story entirely. That said, do you know how impossible it is to find a legitimate Canadian pharmacy online now?

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 15:21:43 -0800

10 euros (about $ 12) in socialized-medicine, lame-ass, welfare-loving, freedom-hating Italy $6-$10 at canadian planned parenthood locations. That said, do you know how impossible it is to find a legitimate Canadian pharmacy online now? well there's quite a few actually, but trying to find one that still ships to the usa is pretty much impossible. the small print on most of them goes something like this: The FDA, due to the current state of their regulations, has taken the position that virtually all shipments of prescription drugs imported from a Canadian pharmacy by a U.S. consumer will violate the law.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 19:38:19 -0800

I wonder if us compassionate Canucks can work as pharmacy intermediaries. If an American was to send a prescription and appropriate cash to me, I'd be happy to go down to the drugstore, get the pills, and ship 'em off. Provided I wouldn't end up in jail. Or hunted down like a dog by your evil pharmaceutical overlords.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Sat, 05 Jun 2004 09:37:54 -0800

oh trondant...i did not let you die, another common misconception...you must have killed yourself thus no resurrection. The junk from my shed was carefully taken away this morning and may i say what a shitball thread this was.