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June 19, 2004 4:10 PM   Subscribe

Bob's Animal Fights • Hornet vs. Polar Bear! Army Ant vs. Panda! Ostrich vs. Gorilla! Bob Robertson, senior lecturer on the behaviour of African mammals, sets out to prove once and for all just what is the hardest animal on the planet.
posted by dhoyt (14 comments total)

 
MeFi'd!
Cache.

[springs to mind]
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:14 PM on June 19, 2004


The obvious champion..


The Bearshark

It even scares The Cheat.
posted by Space Coyote at 4:23 PM on June 19, 2004


springs to mind

Yes! My favorite book of 2002.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 4:37 PM on June 19, 2004


It still doesn't work. Bummer, because this site looks really cool.

Metafilter: WE WILL CRUSH YOUR PUNY WEBSITE WITH OUR BEAR HANDS!
posted by Quartermass at 5:27 PM on June 19, 2004


I will have to read this book.
posted by boredomjockey at 5:31 PM on June 19, 2004


Scientist: "I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals, to make the most evil creature of them all!"

Door opens, man emerges.

Man: "It turns out it's man."
posted by Pretty_Generic at 5:56 PM on June 19, 2004


Of big animals, I think hippos kill the most people. Sort of puts that whole Fantasia sequence in a whole new light, doesn't it?
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 6:15 PM on June 19, 2004


Next on Bob's Web Fights:

The semi-finals...

BoingBoing vs. Slashdot
MetaFilter vs. Fark

Put your bets down now...
posted by wendell at 7:09 PM on June 19, 2004


We asked a collective of trollogists, flamestations, and mixed focus groups to decide once and for all a solution to a burning issue...

...In an all-out battle between a Flying MetaFilter and a Flying MetaTalk,
who would win?

We asked the Subterranean AskMetaFilter, but the poor thing ran away, wimpering.
posted by Smart Dalek at 8:26 PM on June 19, 2004


Bah... This is just a watered down version of the Animal Kingdom Kumite.

Wow... I'm an internet nerd....
posted by Grimgrin at 12:00 AM on June 20, 2004


Hehe. The image has been changed, Grimgrin. This guy doesn't seem to understand the meaning of hotlinking. You would have hotlinked if you had posted the actual graphic here, but you didn't - you linked to it on his site. This guy is an...oh, what's the word?
posted by iconomy at 6:51 AM on June 20, 2004


the hippos are bad asses (they kill more people in africa than crocs and lions combined) and they're vegans. the site sounds like a copy of animal faceoff on discoverychannel.
posted by joemeek at 7:46 AM on June 20, 2004


Bah...

Allright, click on "Animal Kingdom Kumite Revisited"

If you didn't feel like spending the time to hunt down the image.
posted by Grimgrin at 3:53 PM on June 20, 2004


I once had a very strange dream like this.

Essentially, at the end of every universe's lifetime, there was usually one dominant organisim. After a few universe expansion/contractions, there was a contest held that pitted the dominant lifeform for each universe's existance against each other.

So you might have a hairy Ugl'ath from the Mighty Clan of U'rgh (resplendent in his battle-kilt) against a particularly virulant strain of, say, Ebola.

Like I said, strange dream.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:31 AM on June 21, 2004


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