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June 23, 2004 12:35 AM   Subscribe

What can you do to combat pedophiles who lurk online? Fire up your AIM and cocktease them to death [SFW - just chat logs, nothing graphic].
posted by scarabic (20 comments total)
 
See also perverted justice. Or, for teh funnay, see j-dogg's cybersex adventures.
posted by spatula at 1:00 AM on June 23, 2004


Is it just me, or did the Farmboy hands comment set some kind of chain reaction here?
posted by namespan at 1:00 AM on June 23, 2004


text can be NSFW as much or more than pics.
posted by th3ph17 at 1:53 AM on June 23, 2004


Well then, it's a good thing the post is pretty clearly labelled for content as well as media type. Did you expect something other than the cockteasing of pedophiles in chat logs when you clicked? If so, please take it to MeTa.
posted by scarabic at 2:09 AM on June 23, 2004


Yawn. Isn't this like so 2 years ago.

Not to mention retarded.
posted by delmoi at 2:59 AM on June 23, 2004


I was thinking about this the other day. Text is graphical, it's made of shapes which can be seen and interpreted. I mean, in some prissy workplace I could imagine someone tight-assed enough would find seeing "Does Sandra like long, thick, hard cock?" over my shoulder just as offensive as seeing a picture of the aforementioned tool on my screen ;-)

That said, some of these logs are good, but in most cases.. I think you've "gotta be there" to have really enjoyed these :)
posted by wackybrit at 3:00 AM on June 23, 2004


j-dogg's are funny. The rest fail on a basic premise: the teaser is faking an identity, but asumes the perv is not. Yawn indeed.
posted by magullo at 3:32 AM on June 23, 2004


But won't anyone think of the online-lurking, cock-teased pedophiles?
posted by xmutex at 8:46 AM on June 23, 2004


NYCockExchange: Could you swim with your hands and feet tied? Like Navy SEAL training?
rode03: uh maybe
rode03: ok so we're in tha pool
rode03: ....

I'm trying to imagine an erotic encounter where someone is swimming with both hands and feet tied, struggling to stay above water, struggling to look hot while doing so. Sexy!

Those were pretty amusing, thanks scarabic.
posted by dhoyt at 9:27 AM on June 23, 2004


text can be NSFW as much or more than pics.

Actually, no. The concept of NSFW is to be safe from a boss glancing into your cubicle, basically, and unless you're at a really low res (or he's sharp-eyed) text doesn't count. Of course, the meaning is also sometimes extended to include anything but nudity, which is kind of a stretch (quoting someone from Fark: "So Kylie Minogue in lingerie, riding a mechanical bull, is safe for work?")
posted by abcde at 9:56 AM on June 23, 2004


I have a sneaking suspicion that the ones being gamed here are the would-be cockteasers. Chances are it's 40 year-old slobs pretending to be pedophiles chatting with 40 year-old slobs pretending to be little girls.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:58 AM on June 23, 2004


Oooh. Now *that* is sexy :)
posted by scarabic at 10:04 AM on June 23, 2004


So how about some NSFW pics of 40-year old slob vice cops at their computer? (There ain't much out there.)
posted by chicobangs at 10:38 AM on June 23, 2004


I'm very upset that to most people online, "cyber" now means "cybersex".
posted by 4easypayments at 11:53 AM on June 23, 2004


Aw, "cyber" was a cruddy word anyway. Let the freeks have it.

The old-schoolers still have "mess around," "e-hump," "one-hand it" and "point our pee-pees at the webcam." So we're good.

Let the little tykes have "cyber." They need it more than we do.
posted by chicobangs at 12:04 PM on June 23, 2004


I think it would be WAY funny to create a baiting-baiting.org website and start chatting up the baiting.org people, and fucking with them.
posted by urlnotfound at 1:05 PM on June 23, 2004


Finally a practical application for computers that pass the Turing test. Either on the baiter or the baiter-baiter side.
posted by Triplanetary at 3:50 PM on June 23, 2004


Whatever you want to call it, it still boils down to people using the 'net as a masterbaiting device.
posted by WolfDaddy at 9:25 PM on June 23, 2004


and?
posted by dg at 9:39 PM on June 23, 2004


After reading a few of the logs, I'm sure the baiters are being baited.
posted by five fresh fish at 10:19 AM on June 24, 2004


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