Comments on: Arf!

Arf!

trondant — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 21:36:44 -0800

Dog toy or marital aid? Take the test. You insert, you decide.
(NSFW unless you work at a kennel. Or a sex-toy shop. Via a friend.)

By: dg

dg — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 21:42:35 -0800

You successfully identified 13 out of 14 items. You may be trusted with my dog.

Cute.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 21:46:53 -0800

If you actually have a dog, it's not difficult. I got 1 wrong on the first test and perfect on the second. Neat idea, though.

By: carter

carter — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:01:48 -0800

Classic, thanks!

By: Sinner

Sinner — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:09:16 -0800

Bah, Triumph did it better. (Sadly, the full clip doesn't seem to be available online. Damn you censors!)

By: dg

dg — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:10:52 -0800

Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination.

By: spacewrench

spacewrench — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 22:44:22 -0800

Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination. ...and how patient and forgiving your dog is...

By: DyRE

DyRE — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 23:04:52 -0800

You successfully identified 1 out of 14 items. You are not allowed near my dog.

Hooo boy.

By: phyrewerx

phyrewerx — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 23:05:32 -0800

Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination. They have restraining orders to protect dogs right?

By: jeblis

jeblis — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 23:15:00 -0800

Missed 1 on both rounds....I'm a sad person

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 23:55:48 -0800

Some dog chew toys are apparently made from dried bull penises. Make of that what you will.

By: wsg

wsg — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 01:02:11 -0800

If you actually have a dog, it's not difficult. I don't have a dog, yet I only missed one. What does that mean?...nevermind.

By: ed\26h

ed\26h — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 01:25:00 -0800

I'm not good.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 05:56:10 -0800

They need a follow-up game: fanny juice or dog slobber.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 07:37:19 -0800

Blue Stone!!!

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:38:53 -0800

100% on the first try. i'm an amazing and interesting person

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:42:49 -0800

Missed one on the second round. Anyone know how the heck your supposed to use this double ball thing as a "marital aid" ? Link to a page selling them would be fine. Anyway, who is to say that any of those items could not fill a role as either? It really only depends on your imagination. I've discovered that many can also be used for baby toys as long as the inlaws aren't around.

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:46:41 -0800

Anyone know how the heck your supposed to use this double ball thing as a "marital aid" ? well really, any of those things could be a "marital aid". it just depends on what you can fit in there.

By: kavasa

kavasa — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 12:05:33 -0800

Actually I suspect the double ball thing is a dealie you roll along the skin (probably the back) and otherwise knead with. Not all sex toys involve squishing stuff into orifices.

By: spilon

spilon — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 20:37:41 -0800

many can also be used for baby toys Heh.... being a dog family who frequently has friends over with kids, I can attest that I've never met a baby who didn't like a good squeaky toy. Anyway, i missed one on each test. And I liked that a dozen roses is considered a marital aid -- genius!

By: katieinshoes

katieinshoes — Fri, 25 Jun 2004 07:47:51 -0800

Anyone know how the heck your supposed to use this double ball thing as a "marital aid" ? It's a tongue ring.

By: kindall

kindall — Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:42:18 -0800

You successfully identified 1 out of 14 items. You are not allowed near my dog. Shouldn't that be "You are not allowed near my marital aids"?