Comments on: rude postcodes

rude postcodes

ciderwoman — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:28:48 -0800

Rude place names. If you're in England then this is for you. Please bare with us rest of the world, this is what we really like in our humour (at least it in Kilburn). If you're not in England then feel free to use my postcode, NW2. Ooooo, titter ye not (and who will be the first wag to post "not"?)

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 15:55:10 -0800

This isn't just going by rude words; it must have taken a huge amount of effort to find all the locations. Appallingly pointless, heart-warming effort.

By: linux

linux — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:09:56 -0800

Any particular reason why there's a place called Nasty near you, ciderwoman?

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:13:34 -0800

I am reassured that the village of Sodom is relatively close by me. It's time I met the locals...

By: wsg

wsg — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:19:50 -0800

Please post some recommended postcodes.

By: thatwhichfalls

thatwhichfalls — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:27:32 -0800

My mothers' postcode (M41 5TJ) gives some good ones including: Dick Slap Pisser Clough Neilther of which I was aware of before.

By: linux

linux — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:35:50 -0800

These places are intriguing. A few, like the one I mentioned above, just seem to have no other meaning but the meaning intended. I'm curious about the history.

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:42:14 -0800

wsg: Non-UK'ers could try inventing postcodes - they're usually in the format "letter/letter/number- space- number/letter/letter". Numbers are usually 1-20, tho I have seen higher. Tho' why you'd bother, I don't know. I'd like to know if Gropecunt Lane still exists tho.

By: john_son

john_son — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:42:34 -0800

Some more good ones at NE61 3SY Shitlington Crags Lady's Hole Cock Play Wide Open Dykes Cock Bush Hall Farm

By: Gamecat

Gamecat — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:56:18 -0800

All you folks putting up your family postcodes - did you know that your postcode identifies your location to within a very small area, usually 3 or 4 houses? Worth bearing in mind. This incidentally means that [housenumber]/[postcode] is a valid way to address a letter, and looks really cool. For the purposes of this page the first section is more than enough - my NN18 tells me I'm 12 miles from Titty Ho! I feel a road trip coming on...

By: seanyboy

seanyboy — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 17:03:29 -0800

Dick Slack Hole Bottom Upperthong Pisser Clough Penistone heh. heh.

By: wsg

wsg — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 17:05:15 -0800

I just made up a postcode and got this page. The Lumps of Garryhorn sounds evocative, doesn't it?

By: ChrisTN

ChrisTN — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 18:11:38 -0800

I think something must be lost in the translation. What exactly is a "Claggy Cott," and why should I chuckle at it?

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 18:16:01 -0800

[chuckle]

By: ifjuly

ifjuly — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 21:03:40 -0800

how anyone ever came up with butthole lane without even a smirk is beyond me. this explains monty python (must be that the jokes write themselves), almost. and yeah, as said above: it awes and amuses me that someone took the time to do this. :)

By: uncanny hengeman

uncanny hengeman — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 21:36:32 -0800

There is a body of water in Australia known as "Cock Wash". (It also a brand of douche for men.) Cock Wash?! Check here if you don't believe me! http://www.ga.gov.au/map/names/

By: jonp72

jonp72 — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 23:27:11 -0800

Blue Ball is 19 minutes from Intercourse.

By: rory

rory — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 00:11:00 -0800

Ha! The Scots can do as well as you Sassenachs! [Edinburgh EH1] Bottom Burn Fanny Burn Fanny Hill Turdees Bitch Craig Fatlips Castle Dickland Rotten Bottom Spunkie Assloss [Stornoway HS1] Hoe Rape Nest of Fannich Mingearraidh Twatt Tongue of Gangsta Boghead Titaboutie Dykeside Coulterfanny Buttock Point

By: ed\26h

ed\26h — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 00:41:27 -0800

Lickham Bottom Clitsome Farm Crab Hole Burnt Bottom Box Bush Farm* Butt Hatch* Lusty Hill Snatch House Arshaton Wood Piddlehinton * = heheheh.

By: davehat

davehat — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 01:38:59 -0800

Manchester, M16 Nob End Dick Slack Hole Bottom Upperthong Bottom Flash (heh) Smallwood Shatton Moor Fartown I used to live in a place called Cock Bank. Putting in the postcode didn't bring it up though. I'd like to know if Gropecunt Lane still exists tho. It doesn't. I think (remembering some distant pub muttering I overheard once) it was renamed Grub Street. It then became Milton Street.

By: squealy

squealy — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 02:14:12 -0800

NG7 Cottagers Butthole Lane Jughole wood Hole in the Wall Butt Mound Dirty Gutter Shatton Moor Foul End Willey Penistone Coincidentally, we were out walking on Shatton Moor only a fortnight ago. I'd like to say we didn't chuckle, but I'd be lying.

By: MattM

MattM — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 02:21:16 -0800

Ah, Birmingham has some "quality" ones: Lickey End Bell End Feckenham Foul End Piddle Brook Wyre Piddle Bishops Itchington Willey Druggers End Butthole Lane

By: i_cola

i_cola — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 02:50:04 -0800

My uncle used to live in Bishop's Itchington...

By: fullerine

fullerine — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 02:51:40 -0800

'kin ell ed/26h i got those exact ones, you dont live in my house do you?

By: triv

triv — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 09:49:37 -0800

I'm pleased with mine. It would appear that living in the countryside has it's uses after all... Cuckoo's Knob Titty Hill Sandy Balls Pishill Golden Balls Balls Cross Sodom Crotch Crescent Box Tunnel Muthafucking Wank Cottagers ok ok, i made the last one up...

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 09:55:12 -0800

My local favorite is Touchen End, which didn't come up on the page. But I did get Crotch Crescent from the site.

By: kindall

kindall — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 10:23:53 -0800

I did get Crotch Crescent from the site. First case of actual disease transmitted by the Internet.

By: MUD

MUD — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 14:18:19 -0800

What exactly is a "Claggy Cott," and why should I chuckle at it? Well, "claggy" means sticky, so I suppose that you're not that far away from "Sticky Bed" which has dirty enough connotations. Of course "claggy" just makes me think of clag-nuts, otherwise known as dangleberries, winnets or klingons. You know what I'm talking about.

By: caderoux

caderoux — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 15:31:06 -0800

Six Mile Bottom (CB2 1TA)

By: twine42

twine42 — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 03:20:46 -0800

Postcodes define anything from one address to about 20. This house shares it's postcode with one other (the other half of the semi (duplex?). My old house had it's own postcode.

By: twine42

twine42 — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 03:23:11 -0800

To keep everyone happy, 25miles from CB5 is a place called Minges.