WARNING: This is not a porn site

July 2, 2004 1:26 PM

You whores!
posted by cbrody (15 comments total)

E.G.:
Push vegtables through your letterbox
For £100 sterling plus travel expenses I will push an assortment of garden vegetables through your letterbox.
Jernau Morat Gurgeh
[e-mail]
United Kingdom - 23/06/04

Sounds like a deal...
posted by Shane at 1:33 PM on July 2, 2004

"I would like you to push an assortment of vegetables through my letterbox." Can you say that out loud without laughing?
posted by josephtate at 1:50 PM on July 2, 2004

Jernau Morat Gurgeh

I see someone else is a fan of Iain M. Banks.
posted by dual_action at 1:51 PM on July 2, 2004

I will do anything for love. But I won't do that.

Paypal accepted.

Heh.
posted by arto at 2:03 PM on July 2, 2004

funny!
Nothing.
I have nothing for sale for exactly $20,000,000 cold hard cash.

You will enjoy this purchase of nothing for the rest of your life, because it will be a great burden that has been lifted off your shoulders. Twenty Million dollars is too much money for one man or woman alone, and without it, you will enjoy a stress free life full of simple worldly enjoyment.

thank you.
Pay Up.
posted by amberglow at 2:16 PM on July 2, 2004

This site rocks. I wish I lived in Bedford so I could buy that dude beer all night, provide 1/2 a conversaiton, then ignore him if our paths ever crossed again. Hilarious!
posted by tristeza at 2:25 PM on July 2, 2004

Recordings for sale
The hair around my genital area has been removed by my having had gaffer tape applied to these areas then immediately ripped off, whereupon these most sensitized soft parts were skinned using ice and finally splashed with cheap after-shave. The article for sale, at the measly cost of your sending me one photograph of your girlfriend (in optional state of dress and decency), is a taped sound recording of this event. The recording lasts from the point at which the gaffer tape was applied to five seconds after the splashing of the after-shave.

Adam Grice
[e-mail]
Wallis & Futana Is - 06/04/04

Again, sounds like a really good deal.

I pledge to give each homeless person in Britain a rifle...

Good plan, but others have thought of it. I've had the bumper sticker for some time.
posted by Shane at 2:30 PM on July 2, 2004

Yawn. A little more info in the FPP would have saved me the time of clicking that link.
posted by mischief at 2:54 PM on July 2, 2004

WILL EDIT FOR SUSHI

[e-mail]
posted by alumshubby at 3:53 PM on July 2, 2004

Yawn. A little more info in the FPP would have saved me the time of clicking that link.

PRE-BROWSER

For $10 per click, I will pre-browse the links of your choice, and respond via IM as to whether or not you would be interested in the link's destination. A small questionnaire, to be filled out by you, will inform me as to your likes and dislikes.

For an additional $10, I will post a witty riposte in threads you dislike.
posted by plexiwatt at 4:04 PM on July 2, 2004

"Legendary KLF art terrorist Bill Drummond" is behind this - He'll be launching it at a London literary festival next week.
posted by ascullion at 4:36 PM on July 2, 2004

This is good. Thanks Brody.
posted by armoured-ant at 6:24 PM on July 2, 2004

plexiwatt gets a
posted by shoepal at 7:07 PM on July 2, 2004

Reminiscent of the classifieds and personals at t h e f r a m l e y e x a m i n e r. Only better 'cause these are for real. Right?
posted by speedo at 9:11 PM on July 2, 2004

From the NOTICE:
Warning! This is not a porn site.

I need a warning?
posted by JParker at 8:39 AM on July 3, 2004