Comments on: WARNING: This is not a porn site

WARNING: This is not a porn site

cbrody — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 13:26:40 -0800

By: Shane

Shane — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 13:33:25 -0800

E.G.: Push vegtables through your letterbox For £100 sterling plus travel expenses I will push an assortment of garden vegetables through your letterbox. Jernau Morat Gurgeh gurgeh31@hotmail.com United Kingdom - 23/06/04 Sounds like a deal...

By: josephtate

josephtate — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 13:50:58 -0800

"I would like you to push an assortment of vegetables through my letterbox." Can you say that out loud without laughing?

By: dual_action

dual_action — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 13:51:48 -0800

Jernau Morat Gurgeh I see someone else is a fan of Iain M. Banks.

By: arto

arto — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 14:03:44 -0800

I will do anything for love. But I won't do that. Paypal accepted. Heh.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 14:16:23 -0800

funny! Nothing. I have nothing for sale for exactly $20,000,000 cold hard cash. You will enjoy this purchase of nothing for the rest of your life, because it will be a great burden that has been lifted off your shoulders. Twenty Million dollars is too much money for one man or woman alone, and without it, you will enjoy a stress free life full of simple worldly enjoyment. thank you. Pay Up.

By: tristeza

tristeza — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 14:25:26 -0800

This site rocks. I wish I lived in Bedford so I could buy that dude beer all night, provide 1/2 a conversaiton, then ignore him if our paths ever crossed again. Hilarious!

By: Shane

Shane — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 14:30:32 -0800

Recordings for sale The hair around my genital area has been removed by my having had gaffer tape applied to these areas then immediately ripped off, whereupon these most sensitized soft parts were skinned using ice and finally splashed with cheap after-shave. The article for sale, at the measly cost of your sending me one photograph of your girlfriend (in optional state of dress and decency), is a taped sound recording of this event. The recording lasts from the point at which the gaffer tape was applied to five seconds after the splashing of the after-shave. Adam Grice piratejake@blueyonder.co.uk Wallis & Futana Is - 06/04/04 Again, sounds like a really good deal. I pledge to give each homeless person in Britain a rifle... Good plan, but others have thought of it. I've had the bumper sticker for some time.

By: mischief

mischief — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 14:54:57 -0800

Yawn. A little more info in the FPP would have saved me the time of clicking that link.

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 15:53:49 -0800

WILL EDIT FOR SUSHI alumshubby@operamail.com

By: plexiwatt

plexiwatt — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 16:04:55 -0800

Yawn. A little more info in the FPP would have saved me the time of clicking that link. PRE-BROWSER For $10 per click, I will pre-browse the links of your choice, and respond via IM as to whether or not you would be interested in the link's destination. A small questionnaire, to be filled out by you, will inform me as to your likes and dislikes. For an additional $10, I will post a witty riposte in threads you dislike.

By: ascullion

ascullion — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 16:36:10 -0800

"Legendary KLF art terrorist Bill Drummond" is behind this - He'll be launching it at a London literary festival next week.

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 18:24:35 -0800

This is good. Thanks Brody.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 19:07:04 -0800

plexiwatt gets a

By: speedo

speedo — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 21:11:26 -0800

Reminiscent of the classifieds and personals at t h e f r a m l e y e x a m i n e r. Only better 'cause these are for real. Right?

By: JParker

JParker — Sat, 03 Jul 2004 08:39:17 -0800

From the NOTICE: Warning! This is not a porn site. I need a warning?