VO/on screen: What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
VO/on screen: A good start.
on screen: John Edwards...TRIAL LAWYER
VO/on screen: Vote Bush-Cheney...Take back America from the Trial Lawyers.
1 - Edwards could handle it. He'd just come back with some worse lawyer jokes, then look very sincerely at some person standing close to the camera (so it's not so obvious that he's playing to the lens) and explain that, yes, sometimes trial lawyers get over-zealous. But they play an important role, and for his part...yada.
2 - At the end of the day, American's love trial lawyers. They love the big twin dreams of revenge and wealth through Justice, and the Trial Lawyer is the hero of that story.
When they "find" OBL at the end of October...none of this will matter.
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02
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Actually, i'd rather worry about them replacing Cheney than what i'm really afraid they'll do when they get desperate.—Amberglow
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