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July 6, 2004 9:11 AM

Mindguard... protects your mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think.
posted by five fresh fish (11 comments total)

View this site with caution!

"WARNING: DePsych screenshot is for illustration purposes only and not for actual DePsych use. Only look at it glancingly. Prolong staring at this static DePsych display may result in memory fragmentation and involuntary hypertelekinesis."
posted by five fresh fish at 9:12 AM on July 6, 2004

Engrammic? I feel like I'm studying for my OT 3 again.
posted by wackybrit at 9:29 AM on July 6, 2004

Ah, Zapatopi. Ever since they revealed to me the evil Truth About Black Helicopters I've watched the skies vigilantly.

"Removing harmful engrammic pollutants?" Do the Dianetics specialists know about this? I wouldn't want any kind of e-meter interference during my regular auditing sessions to have body thetans removed. Otherwise I would remain preclear even after paying all that money.
posted by brownpau at 9:31 AM on July 6, 2004

fff: who knew you could make a Langford basilisk out of a bar code? (or is that a stellar spectrum?)
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:33 AM on July 6, 2004

Created: 1998-03-08

a sibling of the aluminum foil deflector beanie site, zapato's blog is usually good for a laugh.
posted by quonsar at 9:33 AM on July 6, 2004

WOW THANK YU FIVE VRESH FISH IM ALLERGIC TO TINFOIL SO I CANT WEAR THE HAT NOW THE HELACOPTERS CANT TOUCH ME EVEN WHIL I TIPE ON MEFFI THANK YOU
posted by chicobangs at 9:40 AM on July 6, 2004

I understand releasing it for the Amiga, but Linux???? How many people use Linux?
posted by Turtles all the way down at 10:13 AM on July 6, 2004

At least they have a sense of humor. Among the reasons why you need MindGuard is "David Hasselhof continues to impress German TV viewers"
posted by tippiedog at 3:37 PM on July 6, 2004

But is this thing Mind Reading Markup Language compliant?
posted by arto at 8:09 PM on July 6, 2004

At first, I took the site to be harmless fun. But, I then started to wonder how many folks have actually attempted to order MindGuard, and I got a little bit creeped out.

Feh.
posted by FormlessOne at 6:19 AM on July 7, 2004

I actually had this program back on my Amiga.
posted by smcbride at 12:09 PM on July 7, 2004