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Porn is just a means of reaching our goals.

_sirmissalot_ — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 19:53:57 -0800

Enviropornoshockrockers!!! Ellingsen claims the couple performed the surprise sex stunt during a set by the controversial band The Cumshots "actually to draw attention to the rain forests, which are in the process of disappearing." (NSFW, maybe, and via The Spoonbender)

By: homunculus

homunculus — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:02:37 -0800

Fuck for Forest (NSFW)

By: BlueTrain

BlueTrain — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:09:51 -0800

The picture is kinda hot...

By: BlueTrain

BlueTrain — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:16:14 -0800

You know, in a "that's so disgusting, degrading, and unnecessary" sort of way. ;-)

By: bargle

bargle — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:22:27 -0800

uhhhhhhhhhhh, beavis. um, there are like tree-huggers having sex and stuff. uh-huh-huh. heh heh. uhhhh. woah.

By: roboto

roboto — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:28:17 -0800

llnl

By: Decypher

Decypher — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:47:27 -0800

This gives "tree hugging" a whole new meaning.

By: Kwantsar

Kwantsar — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:52:53 -0800

because the best way to grow the rainforests back is BY HAVING MORE CHILDREN? wtf?

By: Kwantsar

Kwantsar — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:53:13 -0800

oh, yeah, and the chick is hot.

By: spazzm

spazzm — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:59:47 -0800

Better pic here. NSFW if you're outside Scandinavia.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 21:31:13 -0800

So it's a surprise when a performance by a band called "The Cumshots" involves sex?

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 21:34:25 -0800

God I love my country. Me: "So um..yeah, this whole rainforest thing has got me down. Wanna fuck?" Her: "Sure!" I am missing the connection here.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 21:44:05 -0800

Wow. The dude looks like a jelly donut attacked him. From their website: -26/05 - The Cumshots has been invited to play the Metroplis festival in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, on july 4th. The festivals focus is on undiscovered new talents, and The Cumshots will hit the main stage in front of an expected audience of 10 000 people. Bring a tarp cause' they'll get all "Gallagher" on ya. -26/05 - The Cumshots will play the Quartfestival together with Slipknot july 6th. ..after a triumphant run at the Pintfestival...

By: Danf

Danf — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 21:59:03 -0800

Gosh. . no *performance issues* here, I guess.

By: specialk420

specialk420 — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 22:17:25 -0800

good for them ... and for bringing attention to the dwindling forests.

By: qDot

qDot — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 22:24:14 -0800

Fucking hippies.

By: TungstenChef

TungstenChef — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 22:24:29 -0800

Back in the 60's all WE needed was a knothole at waist level to fuck for the forest. /never lived even close to the 60's.

By: namespan

namespan — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 22:33:01 -0800

wtf? literally.

By: ed\26h

ed\26h — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 01:15:05 -0800

She looks hotter in another article.

By: dg

dg — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 02:35:22 -0800

So, the couple get fined for having sex in public, but it is OK to publish pictures of it? wtf?

By: ed\26h

ed\26h — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 03:31:05 -0800

God I love my country. Gud, ja vi elsker norske landet og.

By: TungstenChef

TungstenChef — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 03:49:07 -0800

Og! I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly. Og!

By: ed\26h

ed\26h — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 04:05:45 -0800

Heh. "And" or "As well" in that context. But yes, it is fun.

By: dabitch

dabitch — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 04:53:10 -0800

drats, I submitted this to boingboing yesterday - I knew I should have posted here instead (no boingboing didn't post it). The girl had to be Swedish didn't she? ;)

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 04:58:48 -0800

will beat up lumberjacks for sex.

By: PigAlien

PigAlien — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 05:41:51 -0800

Kwantsar, they're not fundamentalist christians fucking to save the forest! I'm sure she's on the pill... ;)

By: spazzm

spazzm — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 05:49:00 -0800

" So, the couple get fined for having sex in public, but it is OK to publish pictures of it?" Norwegian law only bans picture of "genetalia in motion" - meaning you can show a c*nt or a c*ck (erect, even), but you can't show them inside each other. So, since you can't actually see the plane entering the hangar, these pictures are perfectly legal according to Norwegian law - actually I would not be surprised if this very picture (at least a small version of it) was on the front page of most of the nations tabloids. That's my interperetation, though - it might have changed under the current fundamentalist rule.

By: eas98

eas98 — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 06:04:42 -0800

Ok, so where are the 'action' shots then? :)

By: spazzm

spazzm — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 06:13:25 -0800

nation's Sorry. Dabitch: Relative of yours? ;)

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 06:46:23 -0800

Any Republicans out there want to stage a protest - against Kerry and Edwards - and fuck for George W. Bush's re-election? Or, vice-versa? I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material, on George W. Bush's National Guard duty, that the Pentagon hasn't "accidentally" destroyed. I'd call it "multitasking".

By: rough ashlar

rough ashlar — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 07:18:36 -0800

I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material, I don't think Wisconsin is ready for that. Nevada/Las Vagas perhaps.

By: mr.marx

mr.marx — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 09:29:58 -0800

pictures and a torrent

By: widdershins

widdershins — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 12:41:37 -0800

Og! I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly. posted by TungstenChef at 6:49 AM EST on July 9 Ironien!

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:58:22 -0800

Or at iFilm...

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Sat, 10 Jul 2004 01:00:07 -0800

Oh, and mr.marx, I'll try and keep it seeded for a while.

By: normy

normy — Sat, 10 Jul 2004 05:34:40 -0800

surprise sex stunt Nothing to add, just thought that such a suberb phrase deserved greater recognition.