jailhouse wok

July 10, 2004 5:16 PM

Chinese Elvis.
posted by reklaw (17 comments total)

At a bar on 43rd at quarter to two
Met my friend the Chinese Elvis and hoisted a few
He talks like Mickey Mouse
And sees with x-ray eyes
Lives in a cardboard house
I almost gave him the prize
posted by Fourmyle at 5:29 PM on July 10, 2004

Extreme Elvis (NSFW.)
posted by homunculus at 5:32 PM on July 10, 2004

Thai Elvis at :

The Palms Thai Restaurant
5273 Hollywood Blvd.
[phone]
posted by jonah at 5:46 PM on July 10, 2004

Mexican Elvis.
posted by Zonker at 5:52 PM on July 10, 2004

Funny, thanks!
posted by carter at 6:01 PM on July 10, 2004

Extreme Elvis

Mary mother of God.
posted by dobbs at 6:10 PM on July 10, 2004

lol
posted by armoured-ant at 6:16 PM on July 10, 2004

Extreme Elvis

My eyes! My eyes!!!
posted by ChrisTN at 6:54 PM on July 10, 2004

Indian Elvis.

"...the world's one and only Sikh Elvis Impersonator. Presley songs that they've re-written include 'Turbans over Memphis' and 'My Poppadum Told Me.'"
posted by fotzepolitic at 8:13 PM on July 10, 2004

damn, jonah beat me to Thai Elvis

tha OG SEAsia Elvissimo. I heartily recommend his act, along with the fried fish with mango sauce. Just stay away from the wild boar -- all cartiledge
posted by badzen at 8:57 PM on July 10, 2004

Sigh. Elvis Gratton 3: Le retour d'Elvis Wong. With the bogus hit tune Mets ta main dans mes shorts. Thai Elvis can't compete.
posted by zadcat at 9:04 PM on July 10, 2004

Isn't Chinese Elvis the name of the restaurant in The Book, the Film, the T-shirt?
posted by clevershark at 9:48 PM on July 10, 2004

Fat Elvis, Mini Elvis
posted by srboisvert at 5:07 AM on July 11, 2004

Swedish Elvis.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 5:35 AM on July 11, 2004

Iraqi Elvis
posted by islander at 11:35 AM on July 11, 2004

"more than one third of the world's population" . . . (courtesy of reklaw)
posted by LeLiLo at 8:29 PM on July 11, 2004

This is extremely weird. I attended my friends wedding at the weekend where we had this very chinese elvis entertaining us as we munched our main course. I thought that he was excellent, and did a bit of a stand up routine as well, although my friends relations from ireland were looking at him as if he was from mars. He is very good though and thoroughly entertaining.
posted by johnnyboy at 2:21 AM on July 12, 2004