Comments on: Where were they for you, Oolong?

Where were they for you, Oolong?

troutfishing — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 06:59:36 -0800

German police revive rabbit "....by breathing through a ball point pen after he passed out in a house fire.....officers opened Napoleon's mouth with a pen and breathed down it while giving the pet a cardio massage, a police spokesman said on Saturday....The officers then rushed [ the rabbit ] by police car to a vet."

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:10:33 -0800

One heartwarming story deserves another.

By: PigAlien

PigAlien — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:20:37 -0800

My lord, that's impressive. I'm most impressed that they even thought about doing it!

By: mcsweetie

mcsweetie — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:26:22 -0800

!!! awesome.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:35:46 -0800

Apparently, zee Germans are quick with und pen. In the Tykwer film "The Princess and The Warrior" an impromptu tracheotomy is performed under a truck/lorry using a pen.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:50:52 -0800

shoepal, actually, in P&W, it's done with a straw. Same diff though. :)

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:59:32 -0800

meanwhile, LA police beat a rabbit unconscious with their ink pens during a routine traffic stop.

By: weston

weston — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 08:16:49 -0800

That wasn't just any rabbit, quonsar. I heard Bugs was pretty bugged out on PCP.

By: PigAlien

PigAlien — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 08:28:06 -0800

Excuse me, you're both wrong. The bunny was raped with a toilet plunger and he was completely innocent. To make things worse, they planted him on a doorstep when they were done and riddled him with bullets.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 08:43:48 -0800

Yeah, but that was one hell of a big bunny and mean. That big bunny was just no fucking good.

By: Oriole Adams

Oriole Adams — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 08:55:49 -0800

About 10 years ago a veterinary clinic near here burned down. Luckily, all the patients were saved, but I'll never forget the photo in the paper the next day: Two firefighters giving CPR to cats stretched out in the parking lot. (They, too, used some sort of straw-like device.) It was just so danged heartwarming...

By: BobFrapples

BobFrapples — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:21:58 -0800

Just look at that poor bunny now!

By: shoepal

shoepal — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:54:32 -0800

Whoops. Nice catch, dobbs. /sheepish

By: DrJohnEvans

DrJohnEvans — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 10:20:47 -0800

Crunchy.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 10:34:32 -0800

Is it too late to revive Oolong?

By: weston

weston — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 18:43:54 -0800

Yeah, but that was one hell of a big bunny and mean. That big bunny was just no fucking good. He was probably scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Sat, 17 Jul 2004 20:20:50 -0800

Is it too late to revive Oolong? - no, we can revive the rabbit with the power of lightning.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Sat, 17 Jul 2004 20:21:22 -0800

I saw this process in the movies.