Comments on: Cue the Marvin Gaye...

Cue the Marvin Gaye...

togdon — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 08:14:41 -0800

By: DrJohnEvans

DrJohnEvans — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 08:34:41 -0800

In winter the Canadians win gold, not only for exuberance but also because they have a national beer company, Molson, that routinely delivers liquid supplies. Vitamin Ex.

By: louigi

louigi — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 08:40:44 -0800

At the Albertville winter Olympics, condom machines in the athletes' village had to be refilled every two hours. And in Sydney the organisers' original order of 70,000 condoms went so fast that they had to order 20,000 more. This seems to suggest a new Olympic sport ... if they're all doing it anyway, shouldn't we be able to watch, and judge?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 08:41:14 -0800

*smacks head in disbelief* Athletes who like to drink! And have sex! Thank you, Professor Obvious.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 09:12:19 -0800

if they're all doing it anyway, shouldn't we be able to watch, and judge? Yeah, that'd be just what one needs: 6 former "competitors" from some of the really ugly countries sitting around craning their necks to get a good look. World speed records would be broken left and right.

By: widdershins

widdershins — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 09:33:20 -0800

Oh to be a fly in the wall in the Olympic village... The swimmers... The volleyball players... The pole-vaulters... *clutches desk, hoists self off the floor, wipes brow*

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 09:57:36 -0800

This seems to suggest a new Olympic sport ... if they're all doing it anyway, shouldn't we be able to watch, and judge? "If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex counts as adultery. And oral sex should be an olympic sport, because it's harder to do than curling, and if you're good at it, you deserve a medal." -Lewis Black

By: callmejay

callmejay — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 10:18:46 -0800

Oh, to be young and an Olympic athlete.

By: ChasFile

ChasFile — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 10:29:06 -0800

Sex is alot like sports: everybody thinks they are pretty good at it; most aren't.