Comments on: Bonus Bunny

Bonus Bunny

moonbird — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 04:24:14 -0800

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 04:50:15 -0800

From mega- representing the combined form of the Greek me´gaj meaning "great" i.e. large in size, prefixing rabbit likely from the Northern French and/or Flemish, cf rabouillère (the burrow made by the female rabbit to kindle in), also the possibly more primative Middle English rabet. Synonyms: big bunny, poss. large lapin.

By: a3matrix

a3matrix — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 04:57:32 -0800

Does he have very sharp teeth? RUN AWAY!!!!

By: rory

rory — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:04:11 -0800

Ahh, the joy of automatically-generated video-still slideshows.

By: substrate

substrate — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:23:14 -0800

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

I always laugh when I see that footnote after some utterly trivial story. It's like playing with my 3 year old nephew. "Watch this Uncle! Watch this John!" followed by the pause while he figures out exactly what he wants me to watch.

By: johnnyboy

johnnyboy — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:31:48 -0800

ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

By: rory

rory — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:39:38 -0800

substrate - yeah, you can just picture the follow-up: BREAKING NEWS: Roberto the Big Bunny, featured on Local 6 News last week, has kept growing... and he's now the size of TWO three-year-old children. In fact, authorities fear he may have eaten one. We cross now to Amsterdam, where police have staked out his Dutch hutch...

By: angry modem

angry modem — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:39:39 -0800

Yeah, yeah. I'll be impressed when it can balance a whole plate of pancakes on its head.

By: biffa

biffa — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:57:06 -0800

You can picture the follow-up right here.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 06:32:13 -0800

I suspect that the rabbit is only that long with his legs stretched out behind him. I hope for his owners' sake that he is. Otherwise they would be powerless against his sexual advances-- if a normal-sized rabbit will try to hump a dog, a giant rabbit is likely to treat everything that moves as his prison bitch.

By: bargle

bargle — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 06:35:20 -0800

Obviously fake.

By: ursus_comiter

ursus_comiter — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 06:57:38 -0800

BREAKING NEWS: Roberto the Big Bunny, featured on Local 6 News last week, has kept growing... and he's now the size of TWO three-year-old children. In fact, authorities fear he may have eaten one. We cross now to Amsterdam, where police have staked out his Dutch hutch... Actually, I believe he's now living in the forest outside the sub-division. Hello, tasty children...

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 07:45:23 -0800

Obviously fake That was my first reaction, but apparently not. Yipes. It's Night of the Lepus, here to kill us all. If only Old Glory Insurance had a Bunny Attack plan...

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 08:53:49 -0800

Big bunny would very much like to meet a delicious crunchy kitty.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 09:08:14 -0800

Considering even small rabbits can be pretty effective at getting you to feed/pet/pay attention to them, Roberto ought to get just about anything he wants. I miss my rabbit, and Oolong, too.