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July 28, 2004 11:37 AM

Smoking Gun: Dentist Injects Semen into Patient's Mouths
In yet another freakish story that's almost too bizarre to believe, a dentist is accused of injecting semen into his patient's mouths during procedures.

I hope he gets a jail cell with the Penis Pumpin' Judge. Seriously though, what is wrong with these people? Do they want to get caught or are they just overtaken by their sexual fetishes that they lose control of themselves?
found via One Girl's Life
posted by fenriq (29 comments total)

THE INTERNET IS DESTROYING HUMANITY!!!
posted by Kwantsar at 11:38 AM on July 28, 2004

"Several law enforcement agencies are probing Hall"

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
posted by Outlawyr at 11:45 AM on July 28, 2004

in cases like this, one is tempted to simply write a 72-point, Bodoni "WTF?" and leave the thread.
posted by matteo at 11:48 AM on July 28, 2004

Elaine: "All right then say you were. I mean .. what do you think could have happened.?"

Jerry: "I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow."
haw, haw!
posted by sonofsamiam at 11:53 AM on July 28, 2004

[ This is fark. ]
posted by Coda at 11:58 AM on July 28, 2004

Matteo, hold the Bodoni until you read this part

"The State Board of Dental Examiners initially suspended Hall's license, but reinstated him earlier this year on the condition that he not be alone with female patients"

"Now the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum..."
posted by fullerine at 11:58 AM on July 28, 2004

Isn't this a pretty well-identified psychological phenomenon? Is there a name for it yet? I remember reading a letter to a shrink (or someone) with an advice column from the girlfriend of a guy who put sperm in icecubes and served them in drinks to guests.

You know, there's just gotta be some kind of unnatural, misplaced sexual satisfaction going on there.

Makes you hope you know your trusted friends (and dentist) as well as you think you do.
posted by Shane at 12:15 PM on July 28, 2004

posted by zsazsa at 12:20 PM on July 28, 2004

What Coda said.
posted by soyjoy at 12:25 PM on July 28, 2004

a guy who put sperm in icecubes and served them in drinks to guests.

"Oh, you wanted a sloe gin fizz! I'm sorry!"
posted by jonmc at 12:27 PM on July 28, 2004

heh. what zsazsa said
posted by matteo at 12:31 PM on July 28, 2004

matteo, that is the perfect WTF? font. Props to that.
posted by zsazsa at 12:44 PM on July 28, 2004

I never really thought about the girlfriend of the guy with the icecube fetish beyond wondering why she didn't just dump him rather than asking someone's advice. But now that I think about it, I wonder what she did at parties hosted by her boyfriend? Did she run around accidentally spilling people's drinks, or just cringe every time someone took a sip?
posted by Shane at 12:54 PM on July 28, 2004

Does this "injection" cost extra?
posted by spilon at 12:58 PM on July 28, 2004

you know, i'm just no longer surprised by this kind of thing. it seems to be par for the course for humanity.

i mean, this morning the teacher of the year killed her baby by wrapping it in plastic before taking her own life.

if you plotted human idiocy, it would probably be a bell curve. a ton of people in the middle doing stupid shit with fairly minimal impact and a few people on the top end injecting semen in people's mouths, smothering their babies or sending impoverished kids off to be killed for corporate profits.

the thing that's really sick about this particular event is: has anyone considered getting this moron an aids test yet?
posted by muppetboy at 1:14 PM on July 28, 2004

Perhaps this dentist was a victim of Republican attempts to curtail sex education and so was woefully ignorant about the physical mechanism behind pregnancy.

I'm only half joking - a friend of mine taught in Arkansas for a few years, in Little Rock, and the Little Rock director of Public Health was at that time espousing a theory - not commonly held since the Middle Ages - which held that women could not become pregnant, insertion of sperm or not, unless they really wanted to become pregnant.
posted by troutfishing at 1:17 PM on July 28, 2004

I wonder what exactly gave him away? I mean, a lot of dentists' stuff smells / tastes bad. Doesn't mean it's sperm. That lady must have very highly tuned jizz taste-buds.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:48 PM on July 28, 2004

Well, it's a slippery slope. We've all added a little drop of sunshine to the various medications we've administered, but for many, that 100:1 ratio just isn't enough. You've got to slip in more, more, 50:1, 10:1, and before you know it, you've come all the way 'round to 1:100.

It's a sad story, one too often overlooked in this modern age of flying cars and robot servants.
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:54 PM on July 28, 2004

THE INTERNET IS DESTROYING HUMANITY!!!

Revealing it, rather.
posted by rushmc at 4:12 PM on July 28, 2004

Great. Thanks to this thread my teeth are going to rot and I can't have ice in drinks anymore. You people suck.
posted by snarfodox at 6:16 PM on July 28, 2004

Isn't this a pretty well-identified psychological phenomenon? Is there a name for it yet? I remember reading a letter to a shrink (or someone) with an advice column from the girlfriend of a guy who put sperm in icecubes and served them in drinks to guests.

There was a recent court case in my city (at a pub in Subiaco if anyone's familiar with Perth) where a fella would pull himself off at the bar and then surreptitiously deposit the money shot on the woman standing next to him.

Except one time he mustn't have been surreptitious enough. Coz a lady caught him doing it to one of her friends.

No doubt hilarity would have ensued.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 6:50 PM on July 28, 2004

Hmm.. people.. it's called, er.. libido or sex drive. Some people get their kicks in other ways, it seems.
posted by wackybrit at 7:33 PM on July 28, 2004

I think it's actually called being a "sexual degenerate"
posted by bob sarabia at 7:52 PM on July 28, 2004

Ewww...just ewww.
posted by SisterHavana at 8:52 PM on July 28, 2004

snarfdox, hey, you can move to England!
posted by fenriq at 8:57 PM on July 28, 2004

Given all the circumstances, this isn't really a case of obscure kink so much as twisted aggression.
posted by Fupped Duck at 10:07 PM on July 28, 2004

Execute the SOB.
posted by Witty at 2:18 AM on July 29, 2004

I remember a Savage Love column about a woman who masturbated with a cucumber, then served said cucumber to her boyfriend, his mother, and his daughter. Dan was not amused.
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:46 AM on July 29, 2004

Ok. This is all just frigging sick and wrong. I mean, really. That guy shoudl have more than his license removed. I mean, UGH!!! Why can't people keep this crap to themselves?? Eat it yourself if you like it so much, doc. I really am sick now.
posted by aacheson at 10:35 AM on July 29, 2004