"Fire Rumsfeld and indict him for war crimes" doesn't seem to work posted by matteo at 11:40 AM on August 2, 2004
'constitution' works well. The get drunk is pretty amusing. posted by Ufez Jones at 11:42 AM on August 2, 2004
"yeehaw!" makes him ask you a question. So far I have gotten three different questions, but he ignores my answers. Does that qualify me for a cabinet post? posted by whatnot at 11:48 AM on August 2, 2004
"invade north korea" get's the big red button! posted by Wet Spot at 11:55 AM on August 2, 2004
Is that a Macintosh sitting on the floor in the background? I don't think that's the real George Bush.... posted by spilon at 11:56 AM on August 2, 2004
'Free speech' gets the wagging finger too. posted by Dipsomaniac at 12:07 PM on August 2, 2004
I can't get him to do anything but sway from side to side. Am I missing something? posted by SisterHavana at 12:07 PM on August 2, 2004
"Show me an intelligence failure" posted by baltimore at 12:10 PM on August 2, 2004
'Halliburton'. SisterHavana, you give him commands in the text box under the picture. Not everything gets him to do something, though. posted by Dipsomaniac at 12:10 PM on August 2, 2004
I've got the same problem as biffa and SisterHavana. The chicken works fine, for what it's worth.
(Using IE to view the flash -- off-topic side question: despite reinstalling both the Flash player and Firefox several times, since the 0.9 update I can't get any Flash to show up in Firefox, at all, which is annoying to say the least (especially when I visit a page, for instance, with a Flash menu and have no idea it is there at all. Anyone else have this problem?) posted by rafter at 12:12 PM on August 2, 2004
I have been typing the commands there, even using some commands people here have posted. It isn't working. posted by SisterHavana at 12:12 PM on August 2, 2004
Maybe you didn't contribute enough to his campaign. posted by Dean King at 12:13 PM on August 2, 2004
"Find Osama" is fun - he pulls out a photo of Osama, then one of Sadam Hussein. This is a very good link - thanks! posted by icetaco at 12:14 PM on August 2, 2004
Huh. Well, the only thing I can think of is the server is getting whacked and the whole flash movie hasn't downloaded properly. posted by Dipsomaniac at 12:14 PM on August 2, 2004
try "lie to me" - cool! posted by slackdog at 12:15 PM on August 2, 2004
oops - "lie to me" produces the same results as "find osama" Doh! posted by slackdog at 12:16 PM on August 2, 2004
'Richard Clarke' gets something new to me. posted by Dipsomaniac at 12:19 PM on August 2, 2004
George of little brain gets stuck swaying back and forth after a while. Try a refresh to wake him up.
And speaking of back and forth. JOHN KERRY!
/just kidding, I love them both. posted by sexymofo at 12:20 PM on August 2, 2004
responses:
"dance dance revolution" & "dance"
"cut taxes"
"mission accomplished"
"get blowjob" & "go out for a pass" (types random response)
"hide in bunker"
"drill anwar" (but it does the magic trick...)
"kiss laura" (opposite of kerry response)
sadly, no responses:
"go mountain biking"
"lose florida"
"go fuck yourself" - of course, this is the pres, not the vp...
"burn flag"
"find intern"
"invade france"
"kill babies"
"read my pet goat"
"fly me to the moon"
"flight suit" posted by warhol at 12:23 PM on August 2, 2004
call him a jerk for a lil' non-pc response posted by johnny vagabond at 12:25 PM on August 2, 2004
"rape the prisoner" posted by Wet Spot at 12:28 PM on August 2, 2004
"Cowboy" hasn't been mentioned yet, I don't think... posted by ChasFile at 12:30 PM on August 2, 2004
If you had the flash click to view extension installed in firefox before .9, you should reinstall firefox from scratch without bringing over your settings - the part of flash click to view that prevents flash movies from playing works, the part that shows the xml box that lets you click to view them doesn't. posted by Veritron at 12:30 PM on August 2, 2004
"mourn reagan" gets him to genuflect posted by Wet Spot at 12:31 PM on August 2, 2004
ASK TO SEE MY FOREIGN POLICY posted by Veritron at 12:34 PM on August 2, 2004
Pressing Enter doesn't work, you have to mouse over to the SUBMIT text and click it. posted by brownpau at 12:36 PM on August 2, 2004
"address United Nations" posted by Wet Spot at 12:39 PM on August 2, 2004
"Enron" gets a fun reaction too. : ) (reloading did the trick) posted by SisterHavana at 12:42 PM on August 2, 2004
and try "Party." Another new character! posted by SisterHavana at 12:42 PM on August 2, 2004
"Eat a pretzel" gets no reaction for me. posted by LionIndex at 1:16 PM on August 2, 2004
"Snort Cocaine" gets a response :) posted by terrapin at 1:30 PM on August 2, 2004
Try "pick your nose." posted by Vidiot at 1:36 PM on August 2, 2004
"raise terror alert level" is pretty good. posted by interrobang at 1:38 PM on August 2, 2004
"go jogging" gives an unexpected result posted by deanc at 1:39 PM on August 2, 2004
"crawford" has him typing something to you. posted by Vidiot at 2:09 PM on August 2, 2004
"michael moore" and he gives you the finger. posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:24 PM on August 2, 2004
it must be broken, when i type 'give me a tax cut' he scratches his head. unless it figured out that i make less than $40000/year. hmm.... that's what i call good programming. posted by graventy at 3:22 PM on August 2, 2004
get impeached is fun posted by Fezboy! at 3:27 PM on August 2, 2004
As is impersonate Nixon . . . I'll stop now posted by Fezboy! at 3:38 PM on August 2, 2004
"abu ghraib"
"mission accomplished"
"oath of office"
"secret"
"laura bush" posted by nath at 5:23 PM on August 2, 2004
I think I broke your president. posted by armoured-ant at 5:24 PM on August 2, 2004
YOU PEOPLE ARE FULL OF HATE!!! MOVE ON IS FLOODED WITH BUSHITLER VIDEOS!!! MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT!!! HOMOLEFTIES!!!
My boss caught me playing with this today. He's a right of center moderate Mormon ... and he thought it was funny. He was disappointed that Bush had no reaction when I typed "worship", "pray" and "fundamentalist christian". I don't think he was too amused with me, though.
on preview, armoured-ant, keep refreshing. It helps. posted by Wulfgar! at 5:33 PM on August 2, 2004
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