Comments on: Subservient President

Subservient President

Ufez Jones — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:05:51 -0800

Subservient President. MoveOn's homage to BK's Chicken. (via waxy)

By: biffa

biffa — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:09:38 -0800

All the people typing 'sway from side to side' must have overloaded it.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:11:47 -0800

He can do a magic trick. Pretty impressive.

By: oog

oog — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:14:42 -0800

typing 'PRAY TO THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY' gets a good response.

By: terrapin

terrapin — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:19:00 -0800

"Tap Dance on Ronald Reagan's grave" is a good one. Even introduces a new character.

By: DakotaPaul

DakotaPaul — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:21:38 -0800

I don't think Dubya's really from Texas. (Ask him to reveal himself).

By: brownpau

brownpau — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:28:02 -0800

Note to the post-production folk: deinterlacing is your friend. Ask him to kick or punch. Yet another new character.

By: terrapin

terrapin — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:32:37 -0800

"Kiss Ken Lay's butt" has him wagging a finger at me ;)

By: photoslob

photoslob — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:36:43 -0800

Get drunk and weapons of mass destruction works as well. Get drunk is almost amusing.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:38:53 -0800

Type: bite me - can we take Subservient President to Meta-Talk?

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:39:42 -0800

Just type: "bite me"

By: matteo

matteo — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:40:01 -0800

"Fire Rumsfeld and indict him for war crimes" doesn't seem to work

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:42:43 -0800

'constitution' works well. The get drunk is pretty amusing.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:48:37 -0800

"yeehaw!" makes him ask you a question. So far I have gotten three different questions, but he ignores my answers. Does that qualify me for a cabinet post?

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:55:01 -0800

"invade north korea" get's the big red button!

By: spilon

spilon — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:56:44 -0800

Is that a Macintosh sitting on the floor in the background? I don't think that's the real George Bush....

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:58:53 -0800

'National guard'.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:00:28 -0800

Try "money" and "foreign policy"

By: fold_and_mutilate

fold_and_mutilate — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:00:31 -0800

"Find WMDs." "Find your National Guard records." "Find your drunk driving arrest records."

By: Dean King

Dean King — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:01:51 -0800

"Find bin Laden"

By: baltimore

baltimore — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:04:12 -0800

"Wrap yourself in the flag"

By: jazon

jazon — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:04:13 -0800

thomcatspike: "michael Moore" gets the same response "John Kerry" provokes a reaction, too

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:06:11 -0800

'John Edwards' gets you the same as 'bin laden'.

By: baltimore

baltimore — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:07:07 -0800

Dance

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:07:24 -0800

'Free speech' gets the wagging finger too.

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:07:35 -0800

I can't get him to do anything but sway from side to side. Am I missing something?

By: baltimore

baltimore — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:10:01 -0800

"Show me an intelligence failure"

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:10:21 -0800

'Halliburton'. SisterHavana, you give him commands in the text box under the picture. Not everything gets him to do something, though.

By: rafter

rafter — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:12:32 -0800

I've got the same problem as biffa and SisterHavana. The chicken works fine, for what it's worth. (Using IE to view the flash -- off-topic side question: despite reinstalling both the Flash player and Firefox several times, since the 0.9 update I can't get any Flash to show up in Firefox, at all, which is annoying to say the least (especially when I visit a page, for instance, with a Flash menu and have no idea it is there at all. Anyone else have this problem?)

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:12:48 -0800

I have been typing the commands there, even using some commands people here have posted. It isn't working.

By: Dean King

Dean King — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:13:54 -0800

Maybe you didn't contribute enough to his campaign.

By: icetaco

icetaco — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:14:12 -0800

"Find Osama" is fun - he pulls out a photo of Osama, then one of Sadam Hussein. This is a very good link - thanks!

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:14:48 -0800

Huh. Well, the only thing I can think of is the server is getting whacked and the whole flash movie hasn't downloaded properly.

By: slackdog

slackdog — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:15:25 -0800

try "lie to me" - cool!

By: slackdog

slackdog — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:16:30 -0800

oops - "lie to me" produces the same results as "find osama" Doh!

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:19:54 -0800

'Richard Clarke' gets something new to me.

By: sexymofo

sexymofo — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:20:01 -0800

George of little brain gets stuck swaying back and forth after a while. Try a refresh to wake him up. And speaking of back and forth. JOHN KERRY! /just kidding, I love them both.

By: nofundy

nofundy — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:21:21 -0800

Here's another fun little GWB link.

By: warhol

warhol — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:23:19 -0800

responses: "dance dance revolution" & "dance" "cut taxes" "mission accomplished" "get blowjob" & "go out for a pass" (types random response) "hide in bunker" "drill anwar" (but it does the magic trick...) "kiss laura" (opposite of kerry response) sadly, no responses: "go mountain biking" "lose florida" "go fuck yourself" - of course, this is the pres, not the vp... "burn flag" "find intern" "invade france" "kill babies" "read my pet goat" "fly me to the moon" "flight suit"

By: johnny vagabond

johnny vagabond — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:25:00 -0800

call him a jerk for a lil' non-pc response

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:28:50 -0800

"rape the prisoner"

By: ChasFile

ChasFile — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:30:12 -0800

"Cowboy" hasn't been mentioned yet, I don't think...

By: Veritron

Veritron — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:30:15 -0800

If you had the flash click to view extension installed in firefox before .9, you should reinstall firefox from scratch without bringing over your settings - the part of flash click to view that prevents flash movies from playing works, the part that shows the xml box that lets you click to view them doesn't.

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:31:45 -0800

"mourn reagan" gets him to genuflect

By: Veritron

Veritron — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:34:40 -0800

ASK TO SEE MY FOREIGN POLICY

By: brownpau

brownpau — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:36:03 -0800

Pressing Enter doesn't work, you have to mouse over to the SUBMIT text and click it.

By: Veritron

Veritron — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:37:10 -0800

oh jesus christ. type in "choke"

By: Veritron

Veritron — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:38:22 -0800

prisoner...

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:39:18 -0800

"address United Nations"

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:42:17 -0800

"Enron" gets a fun reaction too. : ) (reloading did the trick)

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:42:57 -0800

and try "Party." Another new character!

By: LionIndex

LionIndex — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 13:16:01 -0800

"Eat a pretzel" gets no reaction for me.

By: terrapin

terrapin — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 13:30:28 -0800

"Snort Cocaine" gets a response :)

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 13:36:36 -0800

Try "pick your nose."

By: interrobang

interrobang — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 13:38:30 -0800

"raise terror alert level" is pretty good.

By: deanc

deanc — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 13:39:30 -0800

"go jogging" gives an unexpected result

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 14:09:20 -0800

"crawford" has him typing something to you.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 14:24:27 -0800

"michael moore" and he gives you the finger.

By: graventy

graventy — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 15:22:10 -0800

it must be broken, when i type 'give me a tax cut' he scratches his head. unless it figured out that i make less than $40000/year. hmm.... that's what i call good programming.

By: Fezboy!

Fezboy! — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 15:27:12 -0800

get impeached is fun

By: Fezboy!

Fezboy! — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 15:38:20 -0800

As is impersonate Nixon . . . I'll stop now

By: nath

nath — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:23:20 -0800

"abu ghraib" "mission accomplished" "oath of office" "secret" "laura bush"

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:24:09 -0800

I think I broke your president.

By: Wulfgar!

Wulfgar! — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:33:26 -0800

YOU PEOPLE ARE FULL OF HATE!!! MOVE ON IS FLOODED WITH BUSHITLER VIDEOS!!! MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT!!! HOMOLEFTIES!!! My boss caught me playing with this today. He's a right of center moderate Mormon ... and he thought it was funny. He was disappointed that Bush had no reaction when I typed "worship", "pray" and "fundamentalist christian". I don't think he was too amused with me, though. on preview, armoured-ant, keep refreshing. It helps.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 19:53:42 -0800

"bribe"

By: codger

codger — Wed, 04 Aug 2004 10:00:15 -0800

"nixon"