Er ... what?

August 6, 2004 3:42 PM

Because you never know when you might need to purchase some historic(al) hair
posted by magullo (5 comments total)

I wonder if Louis Mushro is a client, in addition to being the president.
posted by dhoyt at 4:29 PM on August 6, 2004

THE ZENITH MOST PRECIOUS AND RARE ARTIFACT HAIR FROM THE HEAD OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WHO LAY ON HIS DEATH BED. THIS LOCK OF BLOODIED HAIR WAS CUT CUT TO ACCESS THE FATAL BULLET'S ENTRY, WHERE UPON SURGEON DR. CHARLES SABIN TAFT ATTEMPTED TO NORMALIZED LINCOLN'S LAST BREATHS.

The borderline coherence and classy capitalization clearly show that we're dealing with a bespoke offshoot of Sotheby's or Christie's.
posted by stonerose at 4:32 PM on August 6, 2004

Isn't this how Cobra Commander made Serpentor?
posted by shotsy at 5:03 PM on August 6, 2004

Could you clone them from it? Otherwise it's way too expensive.
posted by amberglow at 6:42 PM on August 6, 2004

shotsy: Sort of. Turns out Dr. Mindbender did it. Yo, Joe.
posted by .kobayashi. at 7:24 PM on August 6, 2004