August 10, 2004

5:40 PM

At veggiedate.org, "It's even possible to narrow your search to find only macrobiotic nonsmokers, 'almost-vegetarians' who live in Australia or Buddhist vegans." Sweet site with a surprisingly large number of success stories.
posted by onlyconnect (21 comments total)

I'm pretty sure that other dating services will fix up nutty extremists and sanctimonious pricks.

DISCLAIMER: I'm a lifelong vegetarian. But I wasn't kidding.
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:09 PM on August 10, 2004

Oh no, they're breeding!

What exactly does "vegetarianish at home" mean? The shame of avoiding meat in public is just too much for some people?

Or maybe that's code for "I can't live without steak tartar, but I'm thinking about shagging a vegetarian just to make him feel dirty."
posted by NortonDC at 6:19 PM on August 10, 2004

I was just going to say: for the love of god don't let the macrobiotic nonsmokers breed!
posted by CunningLinguist at 6:22 PM on August 10, 2004

See also: Vegporn.com. (NSFW - pornography)
posted by whoshotwho at 6:24 PM on August 10, 2004

To: Veggiedate.org
Sent: 12/27, 2003
Subject: found someone on veggiedate
Thanks,
I have found the love of my life on veggiedate and just wanted to let you
know I appreciate all that your site has done for me.
Thanks again,
Rocky

HEY PAULIE YA SISTER'S WITH ME
posted by holloway at 7:07 PM on August 10, 2004

I'm surrounded by non-drinking, non-smoking vegans, according to the search criteria.......

*dives in bunker, hides*
posted by Salmonberry at 7:12 PM on August 10, 2004

I like veggiedate. I'm still trying to find a nerdy bookwormish Brooklyn vegetarian who smokes and likes metafilter account. I think that may be the formulae for true love.
posted by milovoo at 7:14 PM on August 10, 2004

oops ... "and reads metafilter or has a metafilter account".
posted by milovoo at 7:16 PM on August 10, 2004

This is nice. Although for me, leaving lobster bisque would be difficult.

There is nothing quite like reading Proust while a crustacean screams in the distance.
posted by the fire you left me at 7:33 PM on August 10, 2004

Is there a site where I can search for women that love their steak bloody and rare?
posted by gyc at 8:26 PM on August 10, 2004

singleswithtapeworms.com
posted by milovoo at 8:32 PM on August 10, 2004

bookmarks milovoo's user page for future possibilities
posted by dame at 8:45 PM on August 10, 2004

It'd be fun to hook them up with members of ConservativeMatch.com...
posted by Vidiot at 11:03 PM on August 10, 2004

What is it with all the quickie marriages? So many of them are married within mere months -- protein deficiency?
posted by dness2 at 11:11 PM on August 10, 2004

holy shit! they don't eat meat? they still eat chicken though, right?
posted by mcsweetie at 3:34 PM on August 11, 2004

Being a vegetarian, I find working in a highrise and particularly the lack of trees to knaw on at that altitude quite detrimental to my dating. Thank god for vegiedateonlywhitepeopleonlybecauseimaracistpsnofatties.org.
posted by holloway at 4:43 PM on August 11, 2004

vegiedateonlywhitepeopleonlybecauseimaracistpsnofatties.org

Hmm, checking the african-american box under race found over 400 women and an equal number of men,
there are probably quite a few more, I only stopped there because I got tired of clicking. Did you have a point?
posted by milovoo at 5:25 PM on August 11, 2004

Yeah, that we should establish a .date TLD where the url is taken as search parameters with some geolocating ip library to choose singles in your area. It's dating evolution on internet time!

Bah, I just checked and there's only one girl in my area and she's too young, a red head, and she's a whitey. This tall glass of milk was after some chocolate love.

Which is why we need whiteguyblackgirlmakingcoffeecolourpeople.date ASAP
posted by holloway at 7:10 PM on August 11, 2004

Ah, I see. Yes, you're right, the New Zealand choices are a bit slim.
posted by milovoo at 7:49 PM on August 11, 2004

Unfortunately so milovoo.
posted by holloway at 9:19 PM on August 11, 2004

See also: Vegporn.com. (NSFW - pornography)

Safer for work, and better: VeganPorn.com.
posted by soyjoy at 10:33 AM on August 19, 2004