Didi Mao!

August 13, 2004 8:57 AM

Chocolate Roulette! Finally, a choice for those of us who want the danger of Russian Roulette but not the mess of a bullet in the brain. Of course, if you're watching your calories, there's hope just a click away.
posted by robocop is bleeding (9 comments total)

I've had chocolate fudge with jalepenos in it, it's quite a good combination actually.
posted by milovoo at 9:08 AM on August 13, 2004

I've played this game, it's cruel and unusual, and yet full of chocolatey goodness.
posted by chrid at 9:09 AM on August 13, 2004

I like drywall roulette: run head first into an indoor wall. Most of the time, you'll ram harmlessly through the brittle plaster. On the other hand, depending on how the wall's built, there's probably a one-third to one-quarter chance you'll hit the stud behind it and knock yourself unconcious.

I've only ever played once. My opponent and I ran at the same time, and he hit a stud, while I didn't. Man, what a rush. The only downside is having to fix the wall afterwards, but hey, that's the losers job!
posted by ChasFile at 9:11 AM on August 13, 2004

Amazing the lengths to which people will go for stupidity. The 14yr old in me loves this.
posted by ParisParamus at 9:25 AM on August 13, 2004

I was just looking for a recipe for jalapeno fudge and I found this, scorned woman jalepeneo fudge,
and mmm, chocolate habanero cashew brittle.
posted by milovoo at 9:28 AM on August 13, 2004

A friend's dad had a good recipe for Chilli Powder Chocolate Chip Cookies back in Middle School. You couldn't play roulette with them as the red flakes gave away the spicy cookies, but they were great for punishing a Vice Principal who would routinely filch our desserts.

Once you got used to them, they were pretty tasty.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:32 AM on August 13, 2004

The flash game is the ultimate in cheese. Ronald McDonald Kills himself? WTF? (Welcome to Finland).

And the skill... is.... what?
posted by psychotic_venom at 9:44 AM on August 13, 2004

I like the related product a lot better.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:43 AM on August 13, 2004

Can't remember which comedian it was but:

At school, we had a friend who was allergic to peanuts. So we used to play Russian Roulette with him and a packet of Revells.
posted by salmacis at 2:58 PM on August 13, 2004