Comments on: more suggestions will appear very, very soon

more suggestions will appear very, very soon

yerfatma — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:22:01 -0800

"[M]y intention is to offer some advice to all of you men out there who crave a decent bout of testicular pain, but have no-one to administer it to you." Advice on injuring one's own testicles. A dozen delicious methods, ranging from the old apple in the sock trick everyone tries to a tennis ball machine. It'd be better as a half-hour infomercial.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:22:54 -0800

Via Warren Ellis' always disturbing die puny humans

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:48:13 -0800

"It'd be better as a half-hour infomercial" Hasn't that been done?

By: bonaldi

bonaldi — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:51:44 -0800

everyone tries Do they?

By: Sidhedevil

Sidhedevil — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:05:19 -0800

I'm still cringing over something I read in Warren Ellis's livejournal the other day, so I'm not even going to follow this link. ::shudder::

By: onlyconnect

onlyconnect — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:06:51 -0800

Ow! Ow! Ow! I don't even have them and it hurt me to read that. Stop doing that!

By: lagado

lagado — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:21:01 -0800

Via Warren Ellis' always disturbing die puny humans I read it on MonkeyFilter, also disturbing.

By: eastlakestandard

eastlakestandard — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:30:03 -0800

There's some great stuff in there! Thanks!

By: crank

crank — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:54:46 -0800

Hey, some great tips! I know what I'm doing this weekend!

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:10:11 -0800

"And testicular electrocution would be administered to everyone who gets into monkeyshines."

By: John Kenneth Fisher

John Kenneth Fisher — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:22:10 -0800

aw. This makes me miss my ex.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:31:55 -0800

I read it on MonkeyFilter, also disturbing. The filthy monkey, it plans...

By: BigPicnic

BigPicnic — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:48:39 -0800

Wow, America's Funniest Home Videos must be like porn to that guy.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:58:03 -0800

Is this some kind of reverse advice, like that World's Worst Web Site?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:22:32 -0800

we be jammin'

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:39:43 -0800

I thought about dominant women crushing my testicles all day long I consider myself a woman of the world, and I'm pretty much rendered speechless. Ow. Ow. Ow.

By: onlyconnect

onlyconnect — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:44:29 -0800

Aw, look at the helpful little google ads for tennis ball machines off toward the right! Sweet, dutiful google.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 23:28:08 -0800

Is there really much of a market for this information?!?

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 00:28:43 -0800

god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Thank God im not the only one!!!1

By: SpaceCadet

SpaceCadet — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 02:48:52 -0800

Of course, if a ballbusting female happens to be reading this...most of these methods work just as well with the buster administering them to the bustee. So watch out guys, your girl might just try out some new ideas on you soon! Some boys really are stupid. Even I'd throw rocks at these guys.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 03:18:40 -0800

*punches everyone in the junk*

By: madman

madman — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 06:44:20 -0800

Oh c'mon yerfatma, don't you think this would've been a far better link to post when it came to do things to your johnson? (nsfw)

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 07:50:24 -0800

I'm going to wait until I get home to give whatever that is the attention it deserves. Because it sounds creepy in the fashion of the Rochester Jacks club I discovered in a newsgroup while at college in Rochester. It was a group that met to masturbate together. That's all I know. Well, that and I signed up a suitemate I couldn't stand for their mailing at his home address knowing he'd be at school all summer doing post-grad work. Here's hoping his mom was open-minded enough to accept his new hobby.