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August 27, 2004 8:52 AM   Subscribe

Can you make it as a waitress?
Can you make it as a cuckoo?
Can you make it as a burger munching documentarian pursued by floppy-shoed ghosties?
Can you make it as a corn dog munching naked mole rat?
Can you make it as a shark jumping Fonzie?
Product tie-in productivity killers unite!
posted by putzface_dickman (7 comments total)

"Your acceleration was too great for Fonzie's arms."

Terrific. Just when I was about to say "this is the lamest game ever," I was laughing out loud.
posted by soyjoy at 8:59 AM on August 27, 2004

naked mole rats don't eat corn dogs. seriously. but they have some sweet little nipples.

gaze upon my mole-rat nipples

naked mole rat cam anyone?
posted by caution live frogs at 10:01 AM on August 27, 2004

They are also the only (or at least the very few, depending on your definition)
eusocial mammal with a social structure akin to that of bees or termites.

Wikipedia even has a great pic of one.

I hate flash.
posted by milovoo at 11:35 AM on August 27, 2004

I am grateful for this post.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 11:38 AM on August 27, 2004

Belle and Sebastian fan much?
posted by psychotic_venom at 2:30 PM on August 27, 2004

"It's the record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry"

"Well that's unfortunate because it sucks ASS!"
posted by psychotic_venom at 2:31 PM on August 27, 2004

"Use the O,K,I,L keys to move your waitress."

Good grief, we have now lost sight of history to the point where people aren't using IJKL, ,.AZ or WADX controls. Curse you youngsters!
posted by majick at 11:18 AM on August 28, 2004

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