Comments on: If the citizens of Springfield mated

If the citizens of Springfield mated

ColdChef — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:26:59 -0800

What if the citizens of Springfield mated?

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 18:13:18 -0800

Yellow sperm?

By: reklaw

reklaw — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 18:17:10 -0800

Do you have pink sperm, XQUZYPHYR? Anyway, that link is neat. Even if most of them are grotesquely ugly freaks.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 18:23:28 -0800

There are laws against this type of thing.

By: nathan_teske

nathan_teske — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 18:29:33 -0800

Why does the Mr. Berg + Lisa look like Jewel to me? And no Carl and Lenny? I'm absolutely shocked at the omission.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:21:33 -0800

Do you have pink sperm, XQUZYPHYR? It was a joke, and yes.

By: trharlan

trharlan — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:36:46 -0800

The best of the web. Bless you, ColdChef.

By: vito90

vito90 — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:57:13 -0800

Who is that mating with Jasper to get the flamboyant Homer? Killer link.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:58:38 -0800

this is good...err, but....

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:00:53 -0800

A whole site dedicated to worshipping Lisa Simpson? That's healthy. Some of those pictures in the image gallery are just a little disturbing. I'm thinking of this one in particular.

By: krunk

krunk — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:02:41 -0800

I have this weird theory about Simpsons fan sites: Up until a few years ago, all the fan sites were your typical geocities-esque pages full of gif animations and .wav files; then Fox started suing anyone who had illegal Simpsons media on their site. Soon after, all these gorgeously crafted fansites started popping up, with great design and CSS, with real domain names, perfect pixel icons, etc. There are *tons* of these sites out there that don't seem to be attached to anyone in particular. Am I being paranoid, or are the Stonecutters behind all of this?

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:11:38 -0800

Who's the tattooed guy mated with Comic Book Guy? I've never seen him.

By: PrinceValium

PrinceValium — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:14:55 -0800

Ned Flanders is most certainly not Catholic.

By: dmd

dmd — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:17:36 -0800

emelenjr, do you realize that's not fanart? That's a direct freeze frame from Lisa's Wedding (2F15).

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:17:42 -0800

Who's the tattooed guy mated with Comic Book Guy? I've never seen him. Isn't someone supposed to be coming out on the show? (I hope it's Lenny and Carl too)

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:26:24 -0800

Ned may not be Catholic, but what better way to rebel against your uber-protestant father than to do as the Romans do? No Professor Frink? But he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think! He likes to run and then the thing with... the... person.... And no The Collector and Xena / Lucy Lawless? vito: Abe in drag? Speaking of Abe in drag, they should also have a Hitler + Abe = oh, say, Margaret Thatcher.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:33:54 -0800

great link, ColdChef!

By: Guy Smiley

Guy Smiley — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:58:46 -0800

planetkyoto - that's no guy, that's Tattoo Annie (episode 9F20, "Marge in Chains").

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 22:11:42 -0800

she was the one that had the mad fold-in on her back that said "what kind of scum would I marry?" then folded to "what, me worry?"

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 23:44:57 -0800

Damn! Now I remember. Osaka Flu. I even showed that episode in class (I used to teach English in Osaka).

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 05:47:12 -0800

Here's what I came up with.... *rimshot*

By: signal

signal — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 07:18:20 -0800

dmd: that is so not a freeze frame. The Simpsons animators can actually draw, you know.

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 09:58:53 -0800

Yeah, I wouldn't call that a freeze frame either. Moe and Maude Flanders would be good. Or Homer and Maude: "If you ask me, it's time to put this one trick pony out to stud." "Woohoo! First stop: Maude Flanders". I think everyone had it hard for Maude.

By: dmd

dmd — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 14:54:26 -0800

Ok, it's not an actual freeze frame from an episode, but my point is that what emelenjr was calling "a little bit disturbing" is actually from the show. For comparison, here's the actual freezeframe: