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August 31, 2004 9:14 PM

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posted by loquax (14 comments total)

Lovely. A great find, loquax.

But personally, I prefer lead swinging.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 9:56 PM on August 31, 2004

Second the props! Great stuff.

Christ, I sound like comment spam.
posted by mwhybark at 10:04 PM on August 31, 2004

Personally, I like to rub Basil. ;)
posted by taz at 10:36 PM on August 31, 2004

Basil?
posted by AwkwardPause at 2:59 AM on September 1, 2004

No. Basil!
posted by taz at 4:53 AM on September 1, 2004

*Spock voice-over*
Fascinating.
/Spock

You really need to go to the current issue, where the life-enriching really starts. Then you can click the here button and move forward with your life. And your mint rubbing.

*Spock voice-over*
Fascinating.
/Spock

But who is this Jorge Kuis Borges of whom they speak?
posted by Shane at 6:54 AM on September 1, 2004

Basil.
posted by Pollomacho at 8:31 AM on September 1, 2004

Jorge Kuis Borges--poet, author, philosopher, tango aficionado.
posted by MrMoonPie at 9:57 AM on September 1, 2004

Tanks, MrMoonPie. Mint. Prosper..
posted by Shane at 10:16 AM on September 1, 2004

Shouldn't we page mintsauce?
posted by of strange foe at 10:47 AM on September 1, 2004

Basil.

Boom boom!
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 2:40 PM on September 1, 2004

And of course, we mustn't forget Basil.
posted by taz at 9:16 AM on September 3, 2004

This would be perfect material for Mony Python's Flying Circus.

I can just hear John Cleese's voice ...
posted by ParisParamus at 11:42 AM on September 3, 2004

Basil Faulty!
posted by ParisParamus at 12:00 PM on September 3, 2004