Comments on: Classic Underage Misconceptions

Classic Underage Misconceptions

five fresh fish — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 10:55:45 -0800

NSFW: Childhood misconceptions about sex. Both the male and female (linked as this post's title). I found them quite amusing. In a similar vein, we also have I Used to Believe, which I think has been MeFied previously.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 11:17:41 -0800

My primary misconception was that I'd get some occasionally. I know, the crazy things kids believe!

By: zeoslap

zeoslap — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 11:20:23 -0800

Also the link (at least the first one, haven't looked at the second) is pretty SFW, all text, and pretty innocuous text at that. Funny stuff.

By: inksyndicate

inksyndicate — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 11:44:35 -0800

I'm with Pretty. I used to read Playboy's Lingerie Specials and assume that there would come a time in my life when I would automatically enjoy a weekly variety of women in ornate, wealthy settings. I think Captain Kirk may also have been an influence.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 11:48:48 -0800

KHAAAAAAN!....

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 12:05:25 -0800

My friend and I were trying to figure out exactly what hand jobs were, since some of the boys had been tossing the term around. (I had visions of rubbing a guy's penis back and forth furiously between my hands, as if to start a fire.) An older, more experienced girl explained, "Well, it's kind of like getting that last bit of ketchup out of the bottle. It's the same kind of wrist movement." This was back when glass bottles were more popular than those squeeze ones. Even though I'm in my late 20s now, I still can't help but laugh when I see someone giving a hand job to a glass ketchup bottle in a restaurant. Somehow, I can't get the image of the poor guy the first time this woman tried to whack a guy's member in order to get the "catsup" out!

By: Quartermass

Quartermass — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 12:19:56 -0800

I was totally going to post this today...

By: etoile

etoile — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 12:33:08 -0800

I agree with zeoslap. It's pretty much all text, and pretty SFW. There is, however, a distinct lack of cutesy acronyms.

By: glenwood

glenwood — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:02:01 -0800

I had visions of rubbing a guy's penis back and forth furiously between my hands, as if to start a fire. Um, yep. that's one way to do it!

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:04:26 -0800

You are such a dildo

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:08:27 -0800

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait -- You can't shit out a baby?

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:12:24 -0800

Some college students must still believe so. The funnyest graffito I ever saw in an on-campus toilet read: "Here I am at the pooper Giving birth to a State Trooper."

By: sciurus

sciurus — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:23:02 -0800

I'm more confused after reading that than I was back when I thought girls didn't ever pee.

By: cinematique

cinematique — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:30:44 -0800

They can't?

By: onlyconnect

onlyconnect — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 17:59:08 -0800

I was about 10 or 11 when we visited my Aunt Edie. I'd already had "the talk," and I had a fairly good idea of what "adult" meant. Adult movies. Adult videos. Adult magazines. I was told that my Aunt Edie now lived in an "adult community." Now, my aunt was a good 80 years old by this point, and I'd met her wrinkly ass at a few family gatherings, so when we got to the (clearly labeled) adult community, I got really creeped out. I asked my parents if they were really supposed to bring a kid in here, and upon more questioning explained my reasoning. After laughing so hard my dad had to stop the car, they cleared everything up. Heh. Oh, the change to the internet if adult websites were simply adult websites.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 19:27:27 -0800

I thought girls had penises until I discover the pr0n.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 19:28:39 -0800

Also, my brother had told me that the people in a music video were having oral sex (they were rolling around on a bed with clothes on), so, until someone set my straight in highschool gym class, I thought oral sex was sex with your clothes on.

By: hoborg

hoborg — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 14:08:38 -0800

"...so you just pee into her?" -lil' hoborg I guess I understood the important part...

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 14:59:56 -0800

I thought girls had penises until I discover the pr0n. You and Henry Darger.